Ok chaps. Your wife or partner's either pregnant or the baby's actually here and you haven't got a clue what to do. Life as you know it may or may not now be over ;-) So, what to do?
Your other half will be reading countless books, manuals, mother and baby & pregnancy magazines and so forth? Is that for you? Probably not and so this is where this book comes in. Do you want to spend your life mulling over the finest details of how to deal with your offspring in prosaic language, repeatedly being told how beautiful everything is? Alternatively, would you like a book that cuts to the chase and tells you how it really is and if there's a fix for it. This is THAT book. Here is where you will find the truth.
What do you *really* need to buy? How can you avoid going bankrupt? Is your sprog measuring up? How can you put a stop to those annoying habits? Should you even try? When can sex resume? What about contraception again? Are second hand clothes acceptable? What do we need by way of cots, cribs, high chairs, push chairs and so forth? All nicely summed up in plan words in a few paragraphs instead of in coma-inducing detail :-)