My last TV looked more like a microwave than a telly, only 74 inches, I could hardly even see Pingu's hat when he put it on.
This one is big and bad and cost me pittance (in comparison to a diamond-encrusted gold super-yacht with a VIP 1 number plate carrying the crown jewels and 45 bankers' bonuses).
It has lots of pixels. In fact, I could make a sandwich filled with pixels for every child in Africa and still have 14 trillion pixels left over. Which is great really, I could fill up my yacht with those.
Considering I am now record-shatteringly poor and have absolutely loads of street credit-ability, I'd consider myself a beautiful oxymoron. My TV is big but my dreams are bigger - I want to see global hunger end in the next 20 years... I can hopefully see it in beautiful HD too.