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Changed my life.,
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This review is from: Euronetwork RCA phono twin coupler, 2xF to 2xF, Gold (Electronics)
All my life I always had something missing. Their was always that hole that needed to be filled, a void that needed colour and meaning.
I recently bought a Playstation 3 and wanted a way to use headphones, so I purchased this product.
Brow sweating, pulse racing, I clicked the "place order" button. The page began to load, I could hear my heart pounding in my ears, firefox started the process of changing pages, and then, there it was "Thank you for your order" it said. But this was only the beginning.
The next 4 days were a blur, I couldn't think about much else, infact my marriage was somewhat a haze as all I could think about standing at the aisle of the church was my new Euronetwork RCA phono twin coupler, 2xF to 2xF, Gold.
I cancelled my honeymoon in preperation for their arrival, my wife was fine with this, as she was also looking forward to the arrival.
And then, the day came. We couldn't sleep the night before, and we turned to the bottle for the majority of the night to deaden our nerves. As you can all imagine and relate to, our hearts were in our throat from the excitment. The doorbell rang, we clambered to the door, pushing each other out of the way, scratching, clawing, pushing, I broke free. I WAS FIRST, I WAS THE FIRST TO HOLE THE Euronetwork RCA phono twin coupler, 2xF to 2xF, Gold!!!
I opened the door, snatched the parcel from the courier, held him in my arms for what seemed like forever, and weeped. He whispered in my ear "It is yours now, take it, and be free" he stared into my water soaked eyes, patted me on the shoulder and got back on his horse.
I closed the door, stepped over my wife. And opened the package. And there it was.. The Euronetwork RCA phono twin coupler, 2xF to 2xF, Gold. GOOOLLLLDDDD!!!
The sleek design and professional craftsmanship was out of this world, i fell to my knees held it in my hands and placed it on my chest, tilted my head back and screamed "Thank you! Thank you!" It was mine. Finally.
Oh yeah, they work fine by the way.
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Initial post: 2 Jan 2014, 13:02:24 GMT
WOW gotta buy one straight away after such a poetic amusing recommendation (need one anyway,thanks)
Posted on 28 May 2014, 10:01:35 BST
Matter of Fact says:
I read the first few lines and thought, oh Jesus!!!!!!!!!!! NOT another one of these story telling reviews (facts please) if I wanted a book - I'd buy one.
Posted on 7 Dec 2014, 11:43:25 GMT
S. Corble says:
Thanks for the laughs on this gloomy Sunday morning!
Posted on 11 Jul 2016, 21:58:09 BST
Haven't laughed so much for years (must get out more often) Didn't buy one though !!!!
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