Sometimes in life no matter what you do it seems there's a big black void in your life that can't be filled no matter what.
Spots cars, extreme sports, trophy girlfriends half your age all do little more than distract you from the vital missing ingredient.
Well, look no more because this Rapesco stapler is the solution to all your woes!
With a shiny chrome/silver finish and a reassuringly hefty weight this is a design masterpiece and I didn't know whether to use it or have it framed and mounted over my mantelpiece. It pounded through 15 sheet staple jobs with no more exertion than a haughty look of disdain at me as if challenging me to push it to the limit with a 20 sheet challenge. I am not ashamed to confess I was not man enough to take it up on the challenge.
The spring loaded dispenser that you load the staples into is such a feat of design and engineering that it bought tears of joy to my eyes.
If you only buy one more stapler in your lifetime this is the one to buy.
I happily admit that i'm so enamored of this metallic lump of perfection that I have taken to cuddling up with it in my bed at night