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5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan. 2012
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This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Initial post: 26 Jan 2012 10:17:04 GMT
D. Smith says:
Best review ever. Thanks for the honesty!
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Posted on 3 Feb 2012 01:57:16 GMT
Andrew Adam says:
I'm actually laughing at this, think this is the best thing i have ever read.
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Posted on 8 Feb 2012 13:01:35 GMT
R. Gladman says:
Quite possibly the best review I've ever read.
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Posted on 11 Feb 2012 08:53:27 GMT
C. R. Whiteside says:
Thanks for your brutally honest review. This is a painfull lesson well heeded.
Sorry for almost pissing myself laughing.
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Posted on 14 Feb 2012 13:27:44 GMT
Greg says:
I usually blush at "blue" language but your review is SPOT ON! Made me laugh too. Thank you :-)
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Posted on 21 Feb 2012 22:24:51 GMT
Stephen says:
Hahahahaha! Cheers for the 2 minutes of laughter!
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Posted on 24 Feb 2012 17:38:02 GMT
Amazon Customer says:
Veet is just toxic and it really should be banned. I've reverted to shaving 'down there' and will look into the body shaver when I can.

Aside from the understandable guffaws of laughter about poor Andrew's predicament, might I point out that you need medical treatment when this occurs. I found that it made my armpits quite sore/dry/ itchy. When I got some on my "tackle", I hobbled down to the surgery and the doctor prescribed a fairly strong creme that cleared up the "weepy bollocks syndrome" in a few days. If you happen to get scalded boy bits with it, take yourself off the the GP pronto. My more general advice is never use this stuff!
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Posted on 18 Mar 2012 12:10:42 GMT
Miss H. Brennan says:
I had to share this review on facebook. Brilliant.
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Posted on 19 Mar 2012 02:49:59 GMT
L. John-Baptiste says:
Best review I've ever read on here!
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Posted on 20 Mar 2012 19:46:55 GMT
James says:
This had me laughing my arse off. Great review. Cheers.
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