Very funny that this guy claims to like weird films, and does not recognize one if it is not in his Arthouse-Cinema-for-Dummies list.
So SPIDER BABY and MANCHESTER MORGUE have too much dialogue, and the only 5-star-film on your list is a mainstream teenage flick.
What a connoisseur you are..!
Admit it Crouch, you feel much more at home among Adam Sandler abominations and safe stuff that fits your narrow mind.
Nothing wrong with that - just stop making a fool out of yourself.
"WARNING to lovers of the weird avoid like the plague."
Sure, bro... What we lovers of the weird want is warnings to keep us safe from surprises!