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This review is from: Luis Suarez Celebrity Cardboard Face Mask
I recently bought this for Halloween, but when testing the mask out it appeared to meld itself to my face, and I was unable to remove it.
The next thing I remembered was waking up in a prison cell the next day, eventually establishing from the guards that I'd been arrested for running down the street screaming racist abuse at passers by and hurling myself away from cars clutching my ankles as if clipped. CCTV footage conclusively proved no contact had ever been made. I vaguely remember being a bit peckish at one point and biting a pedestrian's neck...
I did eventually get released, however. This was achieved simply by using the mask again, and using my heritage as a black South American to excuse all my actions. A few guys in the cells were Scousers (they'd nicked some hubcaps), and they backed me up by wearing t-shirts.
All in all, a scary product. Wear at your peril.