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The Schoolhouse

British, Burgers, Wine and Beer
  • Breakfast & Brunch
     
  • Alcohol Selection
    4:00pm to 10:00pm
  • Dinner
    4:00pm to 10:00pm

Brunch

The Naughty Schoolboy
Pancakes stacked with Cumberland sausage, bacon, sautéed potatoes, a fried egg and maple syrup
£9.75
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Smashed Avocado on Toast
Toasted sourdough topped with smashed avocado, poached eggs, crumbled feta and pomegranate
£9.75
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Mrs Brunch
Sautéed mixed peppers, kale & hazelnut pesto mushrooms and baby spinach, topped with fresh rocket,...
£9.95
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Headmasters Big Breakfast
Cumberland sausage, bacon, fried eggs, sautéed potatoes, kale & hazelnut pesto mushrooms, TSH bean...
£11.25
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Blueberry Pancakes
Topped with fresh blueberries, natural yogurt & maple syrup
£8.95
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Fatboy Slim
Smoked salmon, avocado, poached egg , grilled asparagus, fresh rocket & baby spinach and a sprink...
£9.95
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Bruschetta
Goats cheese, sunblushed tomatoes & mint on poppy & rye sourdough with wild rocket, courgette, eda...
£8.50
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Smoked Salmon & Scrambled Eggs
With chive crème fraiche and toasted sourdough
£9.95
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Spicy Scrambled Eggs
With jalapenos, red onion, avocado & baby spinach topped with rocket, pico de gallo and feta on to...
£9.75
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Sides

Clonakilty Black Pudding
£3.75
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Smoked Salmon
£4.25
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Pancakes & Maple Syrup
£4.25
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Harissa Fried Egg with Crispy Onions
£1.75
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Harissa Halloumi Sunflower Tapenade
£4.50
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Schoolhouse Beans Standard
£2.95
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Schoolhouse Beans with Chorizo & Crumbled Feta
£4.25
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Smashed Avocado
£4.50
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Smashed Avocado with Crumbled Feta & Pomegranate
£4.95
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Homemade Dips and Sauces

Chipotle Dip
£1.00
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Blue Cheese Dip
£1.00
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Killer Sauce
£1.00
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BBQ Sauce
£1.00
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Tartar
£1.00
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Heinz Ketchup
£0.50
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HP
£0.50
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Hellmann’s Mayonnaise
£0.50
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English Mustard
£0.50
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Drinks

Coca Cola
£2.25
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Diet Coke
£2.25
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Ginger Beer 
£2.25
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Red Bull 
£3.50
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Fentimans Rose Lemonade
£3.95
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Beer

Slag
5% Pilsner. 330 ml bottle
£4.50
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Hacker
4.9% Lager. 500 ml bottle
£6.50
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Beavertown Neck Oil
4.3% IPA. 330 ml can
£5.95
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Burgers & Rolls

Fish Finger Roll
With rocket and homemade tartar sauce on a brioche bun
£8.75
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Schoolhouse Burger
7 oz with Monterey Jack cheese, chipotle mayo, caramelized onions, lettuce & plum tomato on a toas...
£10.25
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Chicken Stack Burger
Buttermilk Southern fried chicken fillets stacked with mature cheddar, mango salsa, chipotle mayo,...
£10.25
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Pulled Pork Burger
Slow cooked pulled pork, house slaw, pickles, and homemade BBQ sauce piled onto a toasted brioche...
£10.25
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Salad

Paleo Salad
Mixed leaves, asparagus, carrot, roasted beetroot, mango salsa, pico de gallo, butternut squash, t...
£11.75
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Chicken Cobb Salad
With caramelised onions, avo, pico de gallo, boiled egg, crumbled Stilton and crispy bacon
£10.95
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Superfood Salad
Wild rocket, baby leaf spinach, edamame, courgette, kale & hazelnut pesto, sunblushed tomatoes, po...
£11.50
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Small Plates

Mixed Olives
in our herby marinade
£3.95
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Pulled Pork Croquettes
With blue cheese dip
£5.95
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Harissa Chicken Skewers
With mango slaw
£6.50
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XL Scotch Egg
With dijonnaise
£5.95
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Halloumi
With harissa drizzle & sunflower tapenade
£4.50
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Fish Fingers
With homemade tartar sauce
£5.95
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Chicken Strips
In Cajun polenta with chipotle dip
£5.75
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Dinner Sides

Classic Fries
£3.75
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Curly Fries
£4.50
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Sweet Potato Fries
£4.50
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Truffle Oil & Parmesan Fries
£4.95
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Chilli Cheese Fries
£7.25
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Creamy Slaw
£3.25
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Mango Slaw
£3.50
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Homemade Dips and Sauces

Chipotle Dip
£1.00
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Blue Cheese Dip
£1.00
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Killer Sauce
£1.00
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BBQ Sauce
£1.00
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Tartar Sauce
£1.00
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Heinz Ketchup
£0.50
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Hellmann’s Mayonnaise
£0.50
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English Mustard
£0.50
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Drinks

Coca Cola
£2.25
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Diet Coke
£2.25
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Ginger Beer 
£2.25
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Red Bull 
£3.50
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Fentimans Rose Lemonade Lightly Sparkling
£3.95
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About The Schoolhouse

02072236288 • 137-139 Street John's Hill, London, SW11 1TD

Whether it’s a distant memory or a recent fond farewell, our menus are a throwback to the best bits of your school days!