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Today I bought another new mattress
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 9 January 2019
Today I bought a new mattress, despite spending 600 notes on the 'Which? Best Buy 2018 Mattress' in September.
I have advice for you. When someone suggests you buy a memory foam based mattress, such as the award winning Emma Mattress, you remove them from your friends group, before throwing them in a river.
Rather than buy one, I suggest you sew together 50 pillows, which you place on top of a hot plate and use that for a bed, sweating your head off with the window open and no covers on. In January. You then take £100 and hire a boat. Drive it as far offshore as you can, before setting fire to the other £500, note by note, watching them drop into murky water beneath. You then come home, drink 7 litres of water, ready for another award winning sleep on your new pillow hotplate.