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2.3 out of 5 stars
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MONSTRO! (Monster Pictures) (DVD)
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on 25 February 2014
I'm a sucker for B movies and find it hard not to like lo fi thrills and chills but this just bored me. The girls are pretty and the music good and rockin but the action scenes with the silly little knifes and the blond girl in particular not even knowing how to swing a knife just had me wanting to turn off before the end.
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on 23 March 2014
If you like low budget grindhouse style action horror or whatever then you will probably enjoy this, its basically about a gang of 3 psycho murdering women who go across country causing havoc until they end up in a remote and quiet seaside town to discover the local legend of a sea monster than has eaten the population. The film soon takes a turn into a gore fest with some good practical effects and plenty of blood, the acting is questionable yes but overall I knew what I was going into to begin with and just really enjoyed it for what it was, wont be a cult classic or anything but still worth a watch for a good low budget effort from the makers, DVD has a few good features and a booklet all about the making of etc.
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on 9 April 2015
The other two reviews say all you need to know, and it is clear why there are only two other reviews; Please don't get me wrong, i like B-movies and other such trash viewing to, for laughs & giggles that is, however this is P*** poor and that is being kind, i have no idea what the other reviewer is on, the gore is naff, plot is naff, acting is naff and as for the girls being hot, well if sh*****g pig faced skanks is your thing, then i guess to you they would be hot! Anyway, what a pile of s***, sad thing is, it's boring as f*** too. Would like to give this crap-fest minus 5 stars, if that was possible.
P.S would love to know what the reviewer, who said this movie was good and the three girls in it where hot, had been smoking! Maybe he had never seen a movie before, or women before either, so had nothing to judge the movie or girls against, feel quite sorry for the poor bloke.
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