Hello, my children are hungry but happy! Because as of yesterday me, my wife and my seven kids are all officially Nazgul! This game made my dreams come true, so often I would hop around wooded venues and natural reserves draped in black with a knife screaming at people. However with no hobbits to pursue and no other Nazgul to be buddies with it was an inconvenient passion, and brought around peculiar trouble with the law. But now I am a Nazgul everyday from the comfort of my home, and boy howdy, has being Sauron's minions ever been this fun? The answer is no, because Nazgul is the best game ever. It is a complex examination of the psyche of Sauron's most amazing servants, as they mount Fell Beasts to conquer middle-earth! My wife likes to be the Witch-King because we used to be into BDSM, but now she can exhibit her dominant yearnings through her position as a Nazgul lord. Also because I am a Nazgul and draped in black my gimp outfit has become obsolete. My youngest daughter has proven to be an adept elf-slayer. We are sooooooo proud! Little Margerie is growing up and getting Nazgul-ed out of her innocent little mind.
So open your bank account, mount your steed and get ready for the adventure of a life time.
P.S - My family are imaginary and I live in a mound.
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