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Buy it, and discover the meaning of life
on 2 October 2013
When I was a young lad I once temped over the summer holidays at a building site. My main tasks were to carry bags of cement from one questionably moist area to another, shovel dirt back into the hole I had dug and 'have a go' at building a wall (that didn't go terribly well). It was during those six short weeks that I fell in love with the repetitive tasks, dubious safety practices and of course excessively long and frequent tea breaks that make up a building site.
Unfortunately I took a wrong turn in life and ended up a successful and influential millionaire playboy. At nights I would sit in my living room, glass of single malt whisky in one hand, Cuban cigar in the other and openly weep down my baby unicorn lined dressing gown, the melodramatic mood enhanced by my private orchestra gently playing behind me.
But then I found this game on Amazon and it has given me a whole new lease on life. This construction simulator is far more than what its title suggests. My days are now filled with the sheer unbridled joy of pouring out concrete, moving a crane about a bit, driving into walls and lampposts without recrimination or issue, and most importantly, enjoying myself.
I gave away my wealth to a local donkey sanctuary, I don't need facile finance anymore, not that I now have this.