on 28 October 2011
"Six Swedes On Ibiza" is a pretty decent little sex flick but I felt I had to knock a 'star' off my rating of it due to a couple of factors that detracted from my enjoyment of it. Firstly, be aware that the listing for this film, and even the info on the box cover, indicate that the film has English, German, & Spanish audio language options, but it actually does NOT have an English option - only German & French... no sub-title options either. This fact is somewhat annoying but this movie doesn't really need 'words' to get its' point across as there really is only the most minimal of 'plots' involved. Perhaps more vexing to me was the fact that I was drawn to the DVD by the very attractive 'Swedish' cutie on the box cover and she is actually NOT FEATURED anywhere in the film! Those criticisms aside, what this flik offers is a pretty standard little porn outing featuring 6 fairly attractive Swedish girls 'vacationing' on a sunny island and having sex. The 'tone' of the movie is set immediately as, only about 5 seconds into it, the screen is filled with a massive close up of a guy going down on a girl in a field of lovely wild flowers. This opening scene is followed by one of all the girls boarding a cruise ship to head off to the isle of Ibiza and immediately we shift to a scene of one of them having sex on board the boat with a crew member and then leaving a small suitcase behind. THIS is the (only) critical plot point as, apparently, this case has all of the girl's ID & such in it and somehow affects their trip. But, not to worry, as they are all standing around on the dock on the island an attractive black girl in Ford Mustang convertible picks them all up and whisks them off to her fabulous villa high atop a rocky knoll and the sex begins. The rest of the film basically just focuses on various 'hook-ups' that the different girls have with a variety of partners, both male and female. It all culminates in a grand climax of sorts with all of the girls having an orgy aboard a Chinese junk, bobbing about on the azure blue waters. The sex is XXX hardcore and all the 'standard' porn fare is represented. SO - that's about it: six Swedish girls 'doing it' on a sunny island. Film transfer quality is good and there are no 'extras' - not even a trailer.
on 8 April 2013
The only reason we didnt give it 5 is because there is no subtitles or dubbing and my german isnt very good , although it can be fun to guess what the girls are saying and there isnt a complicated plot just lots of swedish girls having R rated sex . It has an innocence and fun quality to it , plus stars penthouse Olinka Hardiman , who does her trying to look like Marilyn and its all in the days before there was silicone and botox so just seeing real girls is very refreshing . The final orgy scene on the boat is one of the best endings to a movie ever , plus Ibiza makes you just want to run away from dreary england forever . Great hot erotica .