Top positive review
A majestic and distracting work of art.
on 2 September 2017
This had been the only thing sat in my wish list for 7 years and after taking council with my wife we, together, scraped the money together to finally buy the only picture we will ever need. Paul Ross, what an absolute specimen. I lost consciousness looking at it's majesty when it first arrived, but after coming around I just wept for what felt like days. We cover it with a red velvet curtain as if it was on constant view we would never get anything done, we would stare at it. As I type the memories of its composition are flooding back into mind, Christ it's just the best.
I would have given it 5 stars if it wasn't for the negative effect it's had on my marriage. Everything is related to the picture or the big P Ross Ross man himself. I found myself dressing like him as has my wife, which I find hugely arousing but it has had detrimental affects on or lives.