Top positive review
23 October 2017
This stuff has been an absolute god-send in our house.
Many a time, relatives and friends have repeated "It smells like something has died in here, but come back to life to let one last fart off" and "For the love of God Michael, go have a bowel transplant".
When I visited the doctor regarding my terrible flatuence, he produced a wooden rod.
I asked nervously "What are you going to do with that Doctor?".
He replied "I'm going to open the bloody window!".
When I was advised to buy some poo-pourri, I gathered that the same effect could be established by simply chucking half a bag of pot-pourri down the loo before a poo.
I do not advise this, as plumber bills can be rather costly these days and it's frankly embarrassing when they show you 'Poo-Pourri' (See what I did there?).
So, I bought some of this methane-masker to neutralise the stench of my numero dos.
So far, it seems to have worked or the family thinks I'm constipated.
If you are fed up of having a poo and being heavily criticised for it. Stop blaming the person who went 3 hours before you and invest in some of this stuff instead.
It could well save your marriage, job and friendship with the cat.