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If ya' gunna bang her, cover ya' wanger.
on 17 August 2017
Well, it's been a few months since my purchase and I'm glad to report that I've not fathered any children - none that I've been legally informed of at least. I don't care what she says, it isn't mine okay?! Give it a rest, Laura. Geez.
As far as silicone-lubricated, latex spunk receptacles go they feel okay, which is about the highest praise a man can give any condom in that respect. They're just the thing for keeping your pecker in good health, I mean, mine hasn't shrivelled up, turned black and fallen off yet anyway. If it does, I'll be sure to edit my review to suit and send Durex a strongly worded letter expressing my disappointment.
If you're a MacGyver type, I'm sure you can find plenty of other exciting uses. I might suggest wearing them on your head like a peculiar translucent balaclava or leveraging the latex's elastic properties to make a catapult for hunting small woodland creatures. Maybe you could use them as an improvised water-skin or coin purse. And to top it all of, it's £8.50 for a lifetimes supply! How could anyone possibly complain about that.