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on 16 September 2015
MILKING ONES UDDER...
WE ARE THE BIG FAT
MILK COWS

I am a great big fat
milk cow, and my
udder is really full,
I'm eating lots of
grass - my udder,
they do pull!
The farmer's up
real early - to milk
us all today,
And all the tasty
milk we give - will
make our chocolate'
Milk Tray!

The government all
talk tough - and the
supermarkets also
rob us -
We are the big fat
milk cows - and we
hate all this fuss.
Our farmer's need a
decent wage - as
they supply the milk,
It really tastes so
very nice - just like
silky silk!

We are the big fat
milk cows - who
walk around in the
field,
Grazing on all the
grass - wearing our
protective shield.
We love our dairy
farmers - but they
need to earn a living;
'But, the poor and
skint farmers - the
supermarkets are
all busy shafting!!!!'

People love their
milk - in their tea
or coffee, too -
Even on their
Weetabix, milk is
good for you.
We are the big fat
milk cows - we
invade the stores
today,
We'll make our
concerns known -
to give our farmers
decent pay.

Now if the stores
don't listen, or you
try to pull the wool -
We, the big fat milk
cows - will send a
ballistic mad BULL!!!!
Now this will be the
last resort - as our
bully isn't tame,
But he will make
you all see sense -
and that's our biggest
aim.

So please don't pull
the "udder" one - as
the farmers are all
now struggling;
'All the low, low prices -
the farmer's, they
are killing!!!!'
We are the big fat
milk cows - crusading
for our bosses,
Let's give our farmers
a decent wage - and
help to stop their
losses?

BY
DARRYL ASHTON
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on 20 June 2013
It is a brilliant reference book for someone who is new to the small holding life. It ahs helped us to make sure we are fully prepared for when we do decide to buy the cow.
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on 30 August 2014
excellent book, very informative, lots of nice photos of cows
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