MILKING ONES UDDER... WE ARE THE BIG FAT MILK COWS
I am a great big fat milk cow, and my udder is really full, I'm eating lots of grass - my udder, they do pull! The farmer's up real early - to milk us all today, And all the tasty milk we give - will make our chocolate' Milk Tray!
The government all talk tough - and the supermarkets also rob us - We are the big fat milk cows - and we hate all this fuss. Our farmer's need a decent wage - as they supply the milk, It really tastes so very nice - just like silky silk!
We are the big fat milk cows - who walk around in the field, Grazing on all the grass - wearing our protective shield. We love our dairy farmers - but they need to earn a living; 'But, the poor and skint farmers - the supermarkets are all busy shafting!!!!'
People love their milk - in their tea or coffee, too - Even on their Weetabix, milk is good for you. We are the big fat milk cows - we invade the stores today, We'll make our concerns known - to give our farmers decent pay.
Now if the stores don't listen, or you try to pull the wool - We, the big fat milk cows - will send a ballistic mad BULL!!!! Now this will be the last resort - as our bully isn't tame, But he will make you all see sense - and that's our biggest aim.
So please don't pull the "udder" one - as the farmers are all now struggling; 'All the low, low prices - the farmer's, they are killing!!!!' We are the big fat milk cows - crusading for our bosses, Let's give our farmers a decent wage - and help to stop their losses?