Princess Pigtoria is in trouble. Her palace is in dire need of some maintenance but she can't do the work herself. Then, she sees an advertisement from a prince looking for a princess to marry. Pigtoria decides this might be the answer to her predicament.
Of course, we know from the Princess and the Pea that the only way to tell a real princess is the "pea test". Well, Pigtoria experiences her own version of this test. She does so, in very typical Pigtoria style.
A cute story, a little lesson for us all, and the most P words I've ever read in one place.