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Worst book ever
on 8 June 2013
This, apparently, is Ms Shulman's first novel. Let's hope it's her last. I can only think that the excellent Guardian review she received, which prompted me to buy this book, was written either by a very good friend or by someone equally as shallow and living with her in cuckoo land. The whole book has the feel of being written by a 15-year old schoolgirl. Who cares what designer label everybody was wearing at every moment of their insignificant, boring lives? Ms Shulman clumsily tries to give the "novel" the feel of the eighties by clumsily inserting references to Margaret Thatcher, Arthur Scargill etc and current pop records. Each reference lands with a clunk, shoehorned in for no reason except to say "Hey! this is the eighties!". Being the same age as the protagonists I had hoped for some recognition of the world I lived in at the time but it bore no resemblance to real life.
The book was people by a large cast of unlikeable characters about whom nobody could care. Pretentious, superficial, pompous - the whole range of characteristics was here, from A to B. It was a struggle to finish the book, in which nothing of any interest happens. Spoiler alert - no-one dies. I wish they all would.