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The S**t list Part 3

D. Murrin "Murrinjuana"
 
What My Heart Wants To Say
What My Heart Wants To Say
"This is slightly suspicious if you ask me. 'I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I can s-s-s-sing but I c-c-can't speak properly. W-w-wait, w-w-what am I-I-I-I saying? I  can't s-s-s-sing either.' Awful."
Twentysomething [Special Edition]
Twentysomething [Special Edition]
"This guy is a twat. There are few tasks in life that I would enjoy more than throwing a brick at his head and laughing at him as he dies in agony!!"
Hopes and Fears
Hopes and Fears
"The 'singer' seriously wants me to throw a brick at his head too. Ooh, let's play soppy, lame piano instead of guitars....Then people will think we're original....You're fooling nobody, girls."
Employment
Employment
"I'm sure I've heard more annoying music at some point in my life, but I can't remember my bad dreams."
Get Born [EXTRA TRACK]
Get Born [EXTRA TRACK]
"Cliched, lame and egomaniac pop from a group of smelly dickheads. As an Australian band, they are an insult to The Vines."
Confessions [Special Edition]
Confessions [Special Edition]
"'Let it burn?' There's only one reasonable response to such nonsense and its something like 'Oh dear'."
The Eminem Show
The Eminem Show
"Why do kids like him? Is it because he's a midget who pretends to be angry. He's sold 40 million albums and he's loaded. There's no reason to be angry! Don't be fooled, kids."
Popstars
Popstars
"Hahaha."
Nu Flow
Nu Flow
"Which is more worrying? This excuse for music or the fact that they are trying to be G-Unit, the lowest form of human species known to mankind."
Presents Crazy Hits: New Version
Presents Crazy Hits: New Version
"What the hell is this supposed to do for society? This is a ringtone. A RINGTONE!!!!! Makes me want to pull my eyelids off."
Best Of Blue
Best Of Blue
"It obviously takes a special talent to sit on a stool and mime. Did you ever wonder why they are unknown the other side of Birmingham? Because they don't appreciate real musical talent that far north."
Dive In
Dive In
"If this guy lost to Gareth Gates in Pop Idol, he must be really bad."
From Now...
From Now...
"Something Inside So Strong? Probably the cow you ate for breakfast, fatso."
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
"The guy who shot him deserves to be shot. He didn't do the job properly. Wait a minute, 50 Cent never got shot, it's all a fake marketing image designed to make money from gullible gangsta scumbags."
Beg For Mercy
Beg For Mercy
"Beg For Mercy? Why? Without the guns and your 69,000 man (who just barely qualify as human) entourage, you're about as scary and as hard as Snow White."
A Present For Everyone
A Present For Everyone
"A present for everyone you don't like."
The Young and the Hopeless
The Young and the Hopeless
"McFly with mascara and Slipknot hoodies. They call themselves 'punk' but its a lie."
Back To Bedlam
Back To Bedlam
"The most pointless album ever. He'll be forgotten in 2 months but all the fools would have already bought his albums and concert tickets. He does nothing to affect our lives in a positive way."
Teletubbies - The Album
Teletubbies - The Album
"Er...I just want to be sure. My TV license money goes towards the BBC producing THIS? They don't even speak English...."
Dutty Rock [New Version]
Dutty Rock [New Version]
"....But wait, this retard can't either. Surely this album is a struggle without a translator."
Be Here Now
Be Here Now
"Definitely Maybe, What's The Story? and three releases later we're still waiting for a third album."
Now Or Never
Now Or Never
"Now or Never? I always hoped for the latter. I'd love to put these council estate puppets in front of a firing (not Blazin') squad. Then I'd set them on fire and they would live up to their name"
Significant Other
Significant Other
"Let's get this straight. It's noise. If they can't think of lyrics, they either say 'huh?', 'what?' or 'f*ck'. Ooh, scary!! Blatant attention seekers who are respected only by spotty 14 year old gimps"
Call Off the Search
Call Off the Search
"The female equivalent of David Gray but slowed down. That's not a good thing....In fact, its just depressing."
Approximately Infinite Universe
Approximately Infinite Universe
"No, no, no!  What has she ever done? She married John Lennon and became an international joke because she sat through the video for 'Imagine' like a total lemon. Nobody cares about you, so f**k off!!!"