"It obviously takes a special talent to sit on a stool and mime. Did you ever wonder why they are unknown the other side of Birmingham? Because they don't appreciate real musical talent that far north."
"Let's get this straight. It's noise. If they can't think of lyrics, they either say 'huh?', 'what?' or 'f*ck'. Ooh, scary!! Blatant attention seekers who are respected only by spotty 14 year old gimps"
"No, no, no! What has she ever done? She married John Lennon and became an international joke because she sat through the video for 'Imagine' like a total lemon. Nobody cares about you, so f**k off!!!"