Heather. A name that brings to mind a quiet field of flowers on a relaxed summer day.
The exact opposite of my personality.
I am filled with sarcasm and it makes its appearance at the most inopportune times. I've been likened to a Seinfeld character, which is unsurprising since the show shaped my childhood.
I am the Mommybeast to an English bulldog named Lola. She follows me around the house so closely that I can feel her paws hit the back of my legs as I walk. Which usually ends with one of us tripping and hitting the ground... I spend the majority of my time making sure Lola lives to adulthood - her antics can find her in quite the predicament. The Hubster (aka the Daddybeast) lives with us, he's pretty good about saving our asses when Lola and I come up with a scheme.
Lola and I roam the house and write witty things on the internet walls. Please check on us if we haven't been heard from in a few days.