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The Accidental Diplomat: Adventures in the Foreign Office Kindle Edition

4.2 out of 5 stars 93 ratings

Part political intrigue, part comedic travelogue, The Accidental Diplomat is an incident-packed memoir that bridges the chasm between John le Carré and Johnny English.
Its author, Paul Knott, is an ordinary Northern lad who began his working life in a hut on Hull’s King George Dock before an improbable career switch to Her Majesty’s Diplomatic Service. Tied up in a series of significant world events during two decades spent globetrotting on official duties, his story offers an illuminating insight into the most discreet of the UK’s great offices of state, the Foreign and Commonwealth Office.
It blends the political with the personal to paint a vivid picture of the exciting and often absurd life of a Crown emissary.
Knott’s first posting to post-revolutionary Romania is a punishment for insubordination, but he finds the rampant eccentricity of a country striving to emerge from the Ceauşescu dictatorship inspiring and uproarious. A superficially more attractive but ultimately soulless sojourn in Dubai is enlivened when he is abducted at gunpoint by hospitality terrorists, before a happier time in the police-state of Uzbekistan, where he takes a hands-on approach to pursuing human rights and, with greater success, a gorgeous Kenyan lawyer.
His year in Kiev offers a close-up view of events underlying the ongoing crisis in Ukraine, several James Bond moments and an encounter with a wounded gangster. He is then unexpectedly beguiled by the offbeat charms of Belgium and the EU before his remarkable ride ends in Russia. The great land of contradictions proves both appealing and appalling, not least when a former Russian spy is murdered in London by radiation poisoning.

‘Armed with five ‘O’ Levels and a fascination for other countries, Paul Knott managed to secure a job as a Foreign Office diplomat. This allowed him to export his typical Hull sense of humour to parts of the world where laughter was an endangered emotion. This is a book that achieves the rare combination of being instructive and funny.” - Rt. Hon. Alan Johnson MP

‘An unexpectedly engrossing read about the adventures of an unlikely diplomat. Paul is a smart Yorkshire boy made good - if you count Humberside as part of Yorkshire. He is now an excellent writer on foreign affairs, whose insights from his Foreign Office career frequently put him ahead of the pack.’ - James Brown, Editor-in-Chief, Sabotage Times

‘The hilarious and engrossing tale of how one ordinary bloke from Hull stumbled onto the world political stage by accident...’ - Russ Litten, Author of Scream if You Want to Go Faster and Swear Down

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00Y16E8TI
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Scratching Shed Publishing Ltd (20 May 2015)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1.8 MB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 256 pages
  • Customer reviews:
    4.2 out of 5 stars 93 ratings

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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 21 June 2015
    This book was an unexpected joy. A refreshing acocunt of diplomatic life, not by some Oxbridge eductated ex-Ambassador but that of a fairly ordinary bloke from the North of England, who could often scarcely believe how the universe had conspired to thrust him in a series of interesting and humerous situations, all in the name of Queen and country. Part memoir, part travelogue and peppered with amusing anecdotes, this book has an authentic voice - though I felt it ended a little abruptly.The author may not have had the most illustrious diplomatic career, but it seems it was no less interesting or enjoyable for that - though one does wonder how he might have fared had he not spent quite so much time sampling the local hospitality whilst on his diplomatic travels.
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 20 March 2021
    A good read
  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 1 December 2017
    A great read about Paul's time in the diplomatic office and his postings overseas. Funny, poignant and tragic in places, it presents a fascinating view of a world that most of us never see and provides a view of how it can be to live in these countries as part of the diplomatic service.
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 16 December 2015
    A funny, down-to-earth but nevertheless informative read about an interesting and varied career in the Diplomatic Service. The self-deprecation and lack of ego on the part of the author were both welcome. Highly recommended.
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 1 September 2018
    Easy reading, some insights to life overseas with foreign office. Book ended abruptly when just getting into it. . .
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 10 October 2020
    Brilliant read - so good it was purchased again for a friend
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 7 January 2015
    interesting young man
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 25 October 2020
    This gave a really interesting account on life as a diplomat. The only element it didn’t touch on that I had hoped for are some of the personal challenges to the role and spending such a long time away from friends/family and home.

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  • Mike Carmel
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great stuff!
    Reviewed in the United States on 11 May 2018
    This is a great, down-to-earth account of a regular lad from a dreary northern English town, who embarked on a career in the British Diplomatic Service. But it's also much more. Paul's sardonic sense of humor radiates the story with anecdotes here and there which liven up the read and keep you from losing interest. His powers of observation are also commendable. I enjoyed this book even more than Craig Murray's books which are of similar direction. Well done Paul!

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