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The Orgasm Workout [DVD]
The Orgasm Workout [DVD]

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars quite explicit, 24 Sept. 2006
This review is from: The Orgasm Workout [DVD] (DVD)
i was really suprised how explicit this was i disagree with the other reviewer its hardly boring i mean the lovers guide series sends me to sleep! This is totally different more into the techniques rather than talking in a step by step demonstration's


The Other Half [DVD]
The Other Half [DVD]
Dvd ~ Danny Dyer
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £2.16

6 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars a lot of rubbish, 26 July 2006
This review is from: The Other Half [DVD] (DVD)
Danny dyer in the business was great , danny dyer in this film is pathetic.The story is pathetic and the acting is pathetic , this film must of been made before the business was made and got released because danny dyer is now making a name for himself , well if he released this film first he would now be classed as a pathetic flop.Whoever wrote this film and whoever directed it should be very ashamed. id give it half a star if i could!


Walk the Line [DVD] (2005)
Walk the Line [DVD] (2005)
Dvd ~ Joaquin Phoenix
Offered by A ENTERTAINMENT
Price: £2.17

5 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Its a good film but there is something missing, 26 July 2006
This review is from: Walk the Line [DVD] (2005) (DVD)
This film is really good the acting is very believable and the story keeps your intrigued why is it then when the film finished i felt it had something missing? what could it be i thought and then it hit me!The next 35 years of johnny cash life , you do not get too see it once you start getting really into this film it ends! its basically tells a story over the period of the 40's 50's and 60's which yes is probably the most interesting but even when you see it you think there is more to it than we are getting too see , once you have seen this film i think you will agree that it is very good but it could of been amazing it just didn't dive deeper than i would of liked.It felt to me more of a love story than anything else johnny cash was a great man who had an amazingly interesting life i just felt we only got see a glimpse of what he was all about.


Cheaper By The Dozen 2 [DVD]
Cheaper By The Dozen 2 [DVD]
Dvd ~ Steve Martin
Offered by A ENTERTAINMENT
Price: £2.17

0 of 3 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Great Film for kids not Funny for Adults, 26 July 2006
This review is from: Cheaper By The Dozen 2 [DVD] (DVD)
Why did they bother making a sequel? was my first impression when i heard this was coming out and now i know! its to make money $$$$$ the first film was like watching the waltons and this film is like the brady bunch its saddens me to see steve martin become so unfunny and tediously boring to watch he really does get on my nerves in this film i do not think we will ever see steve martin in an Adult comedy again and that's really sad because he was hilarious in the man with two brains and also the jerk.

The film's story is really bad but what i would say is this"KIDS LOVE THESE FILMS" and thats why they made a sequel. This is primarily for kids and they do find it funny i personally do not but if you want a film for your children then this is it.


Derailed [DVD] [2005]
Derailed [DVD] [2005]
Dvd ~ Clive Owen
Offered by A ENTERTAINMENT
Price: £2.28

3 of 8 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Good but not great, 26 July 2006
This review is from: Derailed [DVD] [2005] (DVD)
This film is like many other films coming out these past few years there good but there never great.This film is in this category good but not great , jennifer anniston was decent which suprised me but to be honest she doesn't have that much to say in this film and you never get to know her character so you do not really feel anything towards her.I like the twist in this film and the french actor who plays the bad guy is quite believable.Clive Owen makes this film worth watching and with the twist in the storyline its definitley worth a rental but i would not buy this film for anymore than £5.


The Proposition [DVD]
The Proposition [DVD]
Dvd ~ Ray Winstone
Offered by DVDBayFBA
Price: £4.23

11 of 46 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars A Depressing Film which lacks ideas, 26 July 2006
This review is from: The Proposition [DVD] (DVD)
If you love a film that makes you feel totally and utterly depressed then this is your kind of movie! The images of a man's head being blown off are still with me 3 days later!

A very violent film that is actually very boring the same old kind of story you have seen hundreds of times , a man has to kill his brother to save his other brother from being executed by the police , the thing is the characters are so shallow and psychotic you do not care who gets killed and who lives..an with the scenery switching towards the town and then to a cave and then to a house then back again it becomes very tedious to view i frequently found myself fast forwarding through dialogue because whatever they had to say was like watching paint dry.If you love slow moving films with the odd violent scene and seen it al before story line then this film is for you.
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Brokeback Mountain [DVD] [2005]
Brokeback Mountain [DVD] [2005]
Dvd ~ Jake Gyllenhaal
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £2.16

14 of 65 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars overrated, 18 April 2006
This has to be the most over-rated movie in the history of film the acting is good but nothing special , the film is good but nothing special , the idea is good but nothing special , and that's basically what this film is good but nothing special and the ending is very poor..a film that will not last long in the memory and usually the special one's do.


The Longest Yard [DVD] [2005]
The Longest Yard [DVD] [2005]
Dvd ~ Michael Irvin
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £2.09

4 of 13 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars boring, 18 April 2006
This film is boring has no story line and the only funny thing in it was a one liner from chris rock ... it felt more like a bad drama than a comedy and is surely a sign that adam sandler is in decline because his movies get worse and more unfunny every year how anyone can give this film more than 2 stars is beyond me..if you want to watch a more enjoyable film watch mean machine with vinnie jones its the same plot but better.


Chancer - The Complete Series 1 [1990] [DVD]
Chancer - The Complete Series 1 [1990] [DVD]
Dvd ~ Clive Owen

3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars classic series!, 18 April 2006
I started watching this yesterday and its truly the best series ive ever seen it keeps you engrossed from start to finish , the acting is very good and it even has gregor fisher aka rab c nesbitt in it , what more could you ask for!


Encyclopedia Of British Pottery And Porcelain Marks
Encyclopedia Of British Pottery And Porcelain Marks
by Geoffrey A Godden
Edition: Hardcover
Price: £40.00

12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Well done Geoffrey A. Godden, 10 Feb. 2006
A fantastic book that gives you the name and the location of the markings of british pottery and ceramics if its not in this book then its probably cheap tat!Makes going to car boot sales , auctions, Second hand shops and charity shops quite exciting as you are constantly wanting to use your knowledge!!
Don't be cheap buy this book and get on with your life..!!


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