Well welcome one and all to the official Newcastle United supporters thread.
That's what I wanted to say but Dave said he'd tell my mum and report me to Lill if I don't play nice with all the other kids.
Other options were the David Moyes appreciation society
Instead we are the official Omni supporter's thread.
Welcome to anyone who wants to discuss all matters related to the beautiful game.
If you are new, then feel free to join in. Unless you're a troll of which no names will be mentioned.
There are some things you should know about us all.
We have RAB the UTD fan and commander of the predictions league, making even the most dull games have some meaning for some years, please feel free to join in and predict along. Along with him Waxy, Frederico who I think was kidnapped recently and no one knows and many others, They are not too happy this year, not sure why and I await one of them switching allegiances to Liverpool and proclaiming that their boyhood love has won out in the end. UTD fans used to feel so superior and separate from all the manager replacements the rest of us have to deal with, seems like Moyes has dragged them back to the Mortal realm.
We have the Dolphins, Mick who is stout-hearted and manly and therefore supports Newcastle United, Bri is like the Family member no one invites to X mas dinner and don't talk much about, Of course he supports Liverpool, The only red shirt in Newcastle. His Mental instability can be gleaned from his lengthy posts about how Luiz Suarez compares to Ghandi and Mother Theresa in his humility and compassion for his fellow man.
WRT Liverpool there is also Steve, once again we don't really talk about Steve, it's like Fight club, and the first rule of Steve is...don't talk about Steve. He also lives nowhere near Liverpool but his scouser accent is great, not as great as his scouser haircut though.
Also who would have thought Liverpool would be where they are now at the start of the year, No one, that's who?
I don't think we have any Man City Fans here? Wait a year, I fully expect Freddie to be a City fan by the end of next season, and come back a changed man.
We have the unbreakable Mike E, banner waver of the lower divisions and Shrewsbury die hard. If you think people are being rude by not replying to him, we are not, we just don't have any idea who and what he is talking about most of the time.
Lill likewise as a supporter of Leicester has his eyes focussed elsewhere, but it seems not for long as they return to the upper echelons of proper Football. Maybe he will feel the pain and heartache the rest of us do next season? The pain and heartache the rest of us feel when he corrects our grammar and generally tells us off for bad behaviour. Maybe I should delete this paragraph before I get in trouble again????
I'm not allowed to talk about Dave due to the court order, but suffice to say he is a Chelsea fan, whose heart was broken as he and his true love Juan Mata were forever sundered by the M6 and the Dark Power of the North West.
We have some Arsenal Fans in Rich and ??? are there any others left. Luckily this year's form seemed to have prevented the predicted mass suicide we all anticipated them committing. As Wenger spent 40M on one player, yes he did. But Injuries to Key players have ensured another Nail biting 4th Place finish, but a cup final beckons so we might not be able to use the no trophy line on them for long
Some Spurs fans in Andy and Si at the beginning of the year everything looked so rosy, they had lost Bale, but spent millions on a new team and had a good young manager. Now things don't look quite so good, Soldado could not score in a brothel with a golden wanger and Lamela seems well worth his 30m, no wait he really does not, still they have a young team and a new slightly less young and slightly more experienced manager, no wait, they are getting rid of him now as well, oh dear who knows what Spurs will do? But they certainly won't be signing any rubbish Newcastle players apparently.
Notable mentions must go to some of the threads new blood Jamie, who is doing far too well at predictions and Mark who's a bit like my early days with controversial opinions about things, but with far less charm and sophistication, and good looks and humour, sexual charisma and general awesomeness. Phil who seems to support both Newcastle and Arsenal, well I suppose when both teams are so good at winning nothing, you might as well hedge your bets. I predict another tough year ahead for the Toon, it's going to be painful I can feel it.
And we are not all about the EPL, and these fair and green lands, I myself am a Scot and we have a few more Bally used to post more when Rangers played in civilisation and Ness still believes Celtic are the biggest Team in Europe. Celtic fans should be credited for putting up with Neil Lennon though; every time the man's on TV I can't finish my dinner, Yuch.
But getting really International we have Real Madrid Fan, Aamod. Who is Indian, but now lives in America, Yes it's obvious why he supports Madrid we all think so too. Ask him about Mourinho, his enthusiasm for the man knows no bounds.
Anyhoo, we are a very friendly bunch, we take the pish out of each other quite a bit and if your team lose then don't expect comfort and consolation in here. Someone else benefitted by your team's loss.
Oh and if you do happen to be a Man UTd fan and are wondering why all your posts are getting marked down, then let me introduce you to anti Man UTD Man. AKA the Liverpool Mafia
A phantom who haunts the darkest depths of our dreams and manifests himself the only way he knows how, by marking down any posts about Man UTD, or by anyone who supports Man UTD, or anyone who ever predicts a Man UTD win in predictions leagues. It seems like he only has the ability to mark down, not up and has never posted yet, One day if he ever does, we have our first proof of life after death.
Oh and with Ryan, Dave and Lill taking turns on the Daily news, you'll never need to buy a newspaper ever again. You'll hear everything right here first.
So this thread marks a major change as UTD languish in 7th and Liverpool look certainties to lift the title. This will also be a World Cup Year and Dave said I better mention it, so there its mentioned.
So feel free to join in with the banter and also the predictions, just say hello and tell us what team you support, if you want to start predictions just let Ryan know (RAB) and start predicting. Our current Champion is floundering which is like an imitation of real life and it's all up for grabs, the prizes on offer for winning are huge....... Honest. And as you'd Imagine I am currently odds on favourite to lift this year's title after finishing very low down last Year. I must be Liverpool
So welcome one and all to the 5th version of the best thread ever......
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