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Initial post: 4 Sep 2011, 00:19:04 BST
don't do it

Posted on 4 Sep 2011, 15:51:58 BST
J.Yasimoto says:
And I thought to myself, "A little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

Posted on 4 Sep 2011, 15:54:43 BST
I haven't ever seen any silly remarks made in any of these forums. We are all models of sense and intelligent comment.

Posted on 4 Sep 2011, 16:48:02 BST
Mrs M. Lloyd says:
Bibs

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Sep 2011, 17:04:20 BST
Manxie1954 says:
Relax - FGTH

Posted on 4 Sep 2011, 17:52:56 BST
Marion Stein says:
Don't people have better ways to spend their time?

Posted on 4 Sep 2011, 22:52:20 BST
J H Sked says:
Crickets ate my yeti.

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Sep 2011, 22:55:37 BST
are you sure it was crickets... could have been grasshoppers...

Posted on 5 Sep 2011, 12:40:41 BST
DarrenHF says:
No grasshoppers would be too busy you know being like hopped out on the grass man, can you dig where I'm coming from like dudette?

In reply to an earlier post on 5 Sep 2011, 13:05:45 BST
J.Yasimoto says:
No, Master Po.

In reply to an earlier post on 5 Sep 2011, 13:14:53 BST
What were you doing on your holidays Darren?

Posted on 5 Sep 2011, 13:15:18 BST
He jumped on his horse and rode off in all directions.

Posted on 5 Sep 2011, 15:38:16 BST
Steven says:
one fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight...
that is all, thank you.

In reply to an earlier post on 5 Sep 2011, 15:49:05 BST
appearing in the Hammersmith Apollo all week!

Posted on 5 Sep 2011, 15:54:54 BST
Ken O'Neill says:
One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Sep 2011, 10:56:01 BST
Alien Girl says:
@S Morris
"Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other"

Damn, can't remember the rest, used to know that poem off by heart! I will have to look it up now.

Posted on 7 Sep 2011, 10:57:30 BST
Last edited by the author on 7 Sep 2011, 10:58:00 BST
Alien Girl says:
Found it.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Sep 2011, 11:21:36 BST
Garscadden says:
I only ever knew the first verse. Thank you.

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Sep 2011, 11:23:18 BST
That comment was way too sensible for this thread. We need to increase the silliness quotient. Call for Sillyman!

Posted on 7 Sep 2011, 20:33:14 BST
'Release the Flamingo, return to ground level and put your hands in the air! Oh forget it! Open fire Mike!'

Posted on 7 Sep 2011, 20:44:29 BST
monica says:
It's raining on the skull.

Posted on 7 Sep 2011, 20:48:32 BST
monica says:
DSM, any edition, as well.

Posted on 7 Sep 2011, 22:06:54 BST
Then night fell, and squashed everyone.

Posted on 7 Sep 2011, 22:44:28 BST
Why did they include the potatoes?

Posted on 7 Sep 2011, 22:58:50 BST
Anita says:
[translation into English]

Three men talking: a blind one, a deaf one and a legless one.
I've heard there'll be war, says the deaf one.
We'll see, says the blind one.
If need be, we'll go, says the legless one
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