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Initial post: 28 Jun 2012, 20:51:39 BST
....There was chaos in the North-East of England today, as torrential rain caused flooding on a biblical scale. We're now going over to our reporter on the scene :

Reporter - " I'm outside the home of a retired shipyard worker who happens to be five hundred years old. Apparently he's been well prepared for the extreme conditions....So what exactly are you doing here?"

Pensioner - " I'm building a ship with my bare hands, using local raw materials, that will house whippets, pigeons, everything, you name it. "

Reporter - " You seem to be well prepared."

Pensioner - "Well this big bearded bloke said so. Does the weather forecast for the Evening Chronicle...and people have been reading the Chronicle for thousands of years you know. So it must be true!"

Posted on 28 Jun 2012, 22:37:43 BST
R. Kroell says:
Is there room for me and my family on that boat?
I lived my life according to the laws of the bearded guy, who calls himself God.
Me and my family don't want to get drowned! I was not mentioned in the Great Book. But now I have to die because some folks did not behave well.
Why does the bearded God wants to kill everybody, even my stock of sheep? And my new born?

In reply to an earlier post on 29 Jun 2012, 20:32:30 BST
ha ha ha ha ha not

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jun 2012, 01:20:30 BST
Reporter - " And after several bottles of brown ale, the retired shipyard worker stripped naked, cursed his family, and was then elected as the local councilor for the BNP....well stranger things have happened."
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