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In reply to an earlier post on 17 May 2013, 16:13:14 BST
Don Juandre says:
Why, because he can only find one person who'll play with him?
Seriously, not sure what you mean... In the worlds of Jazz or Classical, well, I'm sorry but you're quite wrong - or if you meant duets like Chas'n Dave... Flanagan & Allen... or (Gulp!) Peters & Lee, well... it was desperate from the beginning!

In reply to an earlier post on 17 May 2013, 16:06:25 BST
Don Juandre says:
Well,yes... there's more room.

In reply to an earlier post on 17 May 2013, 14:01:44 BST
Brass Neck says:
Surely a massive collection is more anal than penile?

Posted on 17 May 2013, 14:00:10 BST
Sparky says:
Like a flash car, an extensive music collection can be taken as an indication of size of .. Er.. Y'know.....

In reply to an earlier post on 17 May 2013, 13:51:51 BST
Last edited by the author on 17 May 2013, 13:52:16 BST
They're actually a perfect example. The Gallagher brothers went from being hailed as saviours of British music around the time What's The Story Morning Glory was released, to tiresome divs within the decade. They didn't change one bit - the quality of the tunes did

Posted on 17 May 2013, 13:27:55 BST
Johnny Bee says:
When an artist releases a duets album it's a sign of desperation.

Posted on 17 May 2013, 13:24:37 BST
Brass Neck says:
The bassist's proficiency is in inverse proportion to the number of strings on his guitar.

In reply to an earlier post on 17 May 2013, 13:23:52 BST
Brass Neck says:
Blurgh?

Posted on 17 May 2013, 13:21:55 BST
Post Soviet says:
Avoid artists whose surname starts with 'B' and ends with 'urgh'.

In reply to an earlier post on 17 May 2013, 13:19:59 BST
Keeping things in equilibrium then being the equal and opposite reaction to the albums they play on being brill. ;>}

In reply to an earlier post on 17 May 2013, 13:17:13 BST
OK but explain Oasis then

In reply to an earlier post on 17 May 2013, 13:16:10 BST
that's what he said :@}

In reply to an earlier post on 17 May 2013, 13:09:43 BST
Brass Neck says:
..... or an unexpected tax bill ......... or the manager's syphoned away all their earnings.

In reply to an earlier post on 17 May 2013, 13:09:30 BST
Don Juandre says:
'Endorsement by Simon Cowell is the kiss of death for aspiring male artists'

And rightly so! If there was ever a person in need of a taste transplant...! (Though finding a donor might be problematic!)

Posted on 17 May 2013, 12:51:15 BST
Wharf Rat says:
Reformation of bands are a sign of bankrupt accounts.

Posted on 17 May 2013, 11:56:39 BST
Facially challenged frontmen of big name bands x huge wads of dosh = ugly-sexy in the eyes of mad women/gold diggers
American teenage male virgins x heavy metal + gun fetish = potential Republican party members / serial killers
Endorsement by Simon Cowell is the kiss of death for aspiring male artists

Posted on 17 May 2013, 11:54:33 BST
Brass Neck says:
If an artist has to exhort the attendees to stand/cheer/clap at a gig they're a 'heritage' act with an ageing audience ......... or the gig's just cr@p.

Posted on 17 May 2013, 11:53:05 BST
Sparky says:
A Beatles recording will self-destruct on entering a charity shop - well it's the only explanation.

Posted on 17 May 2013, 11:51:22 BST
Last edited by the author on 17 May 2013, 11:51:40 BST
Brass Neck says:
The deluxe and more expensive version of a new release album will feature the substandard scrapings from the cutting room tacked on to the end.

If the deluxe extras are on a second disc it will be played once only.

In reply to an earlier post on 17 May 2013, 11:50:02 BST
Brass Neck says:
Any new or remastered album released after the millennium will be compressed to the point of headache inducement.

Posted on 17 May 2013, 11:20:01 BST
Anything produced by U2 is crap.

Posted on 17 May 2013, 10:59:50 BST
If an album has a picture of the artist on the cover, it is in all likelihood terrible

Posted on 17 May 2013, 10:57:15 BST
James Warner says:
Sparky said:
A guitarist's talent is inversely proportional to the number of guitars he brings on stage with him.

Unless he's Bill Nelson, who is a supremely good guitarist, but can't resist using 7 or 8 different guitars in a performance.

Posted on 17 May 2013, 09:40:04 BST
RABB says:
Even if you are routinely mocked in life, if you die before what is generally considered to be your time you are a seminal artist, voice of the generation.

Posted on 17 May 2013, 09:39:50 BST
easytiger says:
Bill Wyman/RS?
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