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Initial post: 23 Nov 2013 16:32:36 GMT
J.B. Taylor says:
What are your favorite quotes and why. Your quotes can be from anyone in history. They can be poets, authors or even comedians just to name a few.

I'll start us off.... (George Carlin) "I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

My reason for liking this quote is quite simple... it's incredibly funny.

In reply to an earlier post on 23 Nov 2013 18:48:59 GMT
A word to the wise ain't necessary? - it's the stupid ones that need the advice! (Bill Cosby) ;o>

Posted on 23 Nov 2013 19:12:17 GMT
Post Soviet says:
It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
Albert Camus

Posted on 24 Nov 2013 12:56:05 GMT
Sparky says:
I once gave up booze and women - worst 20 minutes of my life.
Funny but ultimately sad, George.

In reply to an earlier post on 24 Nov 2013 13:12:17 GMT
J.B. Taylor says:
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor." -- George Carlin

Posted on 24 Nov 2013 14:03:15 GMT
J.B. Taylor says:
Land of the Lost:

Dr. Rick Marshall: If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault." That's a bitch slap of truth right there.

Posted on 24 Nov 2013 14:04:02 GMT
J.B. Taylor says:
Land of the Lost:

Will Stanton: [grabs cup in the shape of a woman's bust] This is a little travel mug I like to call the perfect woman. Big ole set of boobies- no head. And a handle.

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Posted on 24 Nov 2013 14:08:56 GMT
J.B. Taylor says:
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Posted on 24 Nov 2013 14:09:42 GMT
J.B. Taylor says:
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Posted on 24 Nov 2013 14:10:16 GMT
J.B. Taylor says:
Chris Farley: Now you were also in The Purple Rose of Cairo?
Jeff Daniels: Yes I was.
Chris Farley: Remember when you were doing your movie and Mia Farrow was watching and you, um, came down from the screen and talked to her and you were in black and white when you were on screen but then when you talked to her, you were in color.
Jeff Daniels: Yeah what about it?
Chris Farley: You remember that?

In reply to an earlier post on 24 Nov 2013 14:22:05 GMT
As I said before, but got so rudely deleted by the mod-morons:

1) I like that ^

and then 2) These would be mine:

You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.

Man can only endure a certain degree of unhappiness; what is beyond that either annihilates him or passes by him and leaves him apathetic

I don't give a *duck, God sent me to *biss the world off !! (no doubt be deleted again in 2 minutes hahah)

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.

There are probably more, I'm a sucker for quotes. Don't even have to be real people quotes, got plenty I like from films and games too. Some biblical quotes are pretty mint as well.

Posted on 24 Nov 2013 17:05:57 GMT
I'm into flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality
Could I just be flogging a dead horse?

Posted on 24 Nov 2013 17:16:50 GMT
Re. Biblical Quotes:
Has anyone read Ezekiel's vision of a helicopter, complete with aliens? Ezekiel Chapter 1.
Also, in Revelations, somewhere, there is an account of a nuclear explosion and the radiation contamination which ensued.
When I find my bible I'll let you know!

Posted on 25 Nov 2013 15:05:33 GMT
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Posted on 28 Nov 2013 06:40:39 GMT
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Posted on 28 Nov 2013 06:40:51 GMT
J.B. Taylor says:
"Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should warn you, you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past; Aliens from the future; the day the Earth died in a ball of flame; It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: the trip of a lifetime." -- The ninth Doctor

Posted on 28 Nov 2013 23:38:11 GMT
Last edited by the author on 3 Dec 2013 16:13:07 GMT
I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds in the Sky!

Henry Jones Snr

Posted on 29 Nov 2013 14:14:15 GMT
kinjoking says:
uncle rico come get me, my lips hurt real bad

napoleon dynamite

Posted on 2 Dec 2013 11:23:16 GMT
J.B. Taylor says:
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In reply to an earlier post on 3 Dec 2013 14:41:12 GMT
As said to Bessie Braddock, J.B?

Posted on 3 Dec 2013 15:36:22 GMT
easytiger says:
Left home at 18 'cos my parents knew nothing. When I came back home a few years later I was amazed at how much they had learnt.

In reply to an earlier post on 3 Dec 2013 15:42:57 GMT
J.B. Taylor says:
Who is this quote by?

Posted on 3 Dec 2013 15:52:10 GMT
Dag says:
Generally reckoned to be Mark Twain.

Posted on 3 Dec 2013 16:14:42 GMT
"Silence!

Keep your forked tongue between your crooked teeth

I did not come through fire and death to bandy words with a witless worm"

Gandalf
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