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Come on - why don't we write our own book right here in the fiction forum ? I'll do the first sentence, and then jump in....hold on, here we go...

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Posted on 1 Oct 2011 12:50:29 BDT
...of Commons, thereby becoming a prime candidate for assassination, having lost the will to die laughing (that never worked) and wanting to live dangerously.

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 13:07:02 BDT
He felt okay until he got out of bed and promptly fell over due to his missing leg

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 13:23:04 BDT
laughoutloud says:
no he hadnt dreamt it as he had everyones autograph and pin numbers so really all his sweating meant

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 13:24:36 BDT
Yetifeet77 says:
That it was either zombies or the badgers who had taken his leg! He had to

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 13:25:45 BDT
laughoutloud says:
go to Boots to get his prescription and to his horrow saw his leg dangling in the deodrant dept - he knew it was his because

In reply to an earlier post on 1 Oct 2011 13:36:23 BDT
of the hairy warts and tattoo of a flying toaster

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 13:44:52 BDT
Dave says:
added to which the silk fishnet stockings he regularly wore were

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 13:47:12 BDT
Nerys says:
not to mention the message newly carved into his calf, which said, "...

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 13:58:36 BDT
"Call this number". Which number? Why? what did it all mean?

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 14:09:48 BDT
he typed 'haven't got a clue' on his keypad and, amazingly, the phone began to ring to the tone of 'Mission Impossible'

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 14:13:05 BDT
By now he had forgotten who he was and what his name had been. He picked up the phone, put it under his remaining blind arm and said, 'Nelson here; what can I do for you?'

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 15:35:16 BDT
"Have you ever considered changing your energy provider Sir" said a voice I immediately recognized as that of....

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 15:53:20 BDT
Big Brother

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 16:02:15 BDT
which was strange as he was an only child

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 16:15:14 BDT
'Yes I have,' he said. 'My last supplier of wind for my sails was eaten by a zombie dinosaur which had survived the destruction of the world by the giant asteroid in Chapter 2. So as it happens, yes, I am looking for a new energy provider. Are you by any remote chance an energy provider?'

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 16:18:44 BDT
Lez Lee says:
Yes, my name is Calorie Erg and I can give you all you need for the small outlay of

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 16:21:45 BDT
... most of the gold reserves in the known world.'

'How nice,' said Jack (who had by now remembered his name and that he was the hero of the tale). 'Calorie Erg, you said your name was. That's a fascinating name. Whay don't you tell me something about yourself?'

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 16:31:24 BDT
Longchamps says:
'Nothing funny about my name; perfectly normal in the Emo tribe.'
'What the fork-end is the Emo tribe?'
'Oh for God's sake, do pay attention. We were referred to in Chapter 3. We own the universe.'
'Do you?'
'Yes. Bought it from ...

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 17:56:52 BDT
The Goths who were all killed off by Marylin Manson in a tragic kool-aid incident.

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 19:19:08 BDT
Last edited by the author on 1 Oct 2011 19:21:02 BDT
In a flash, Jack had an epiphany..........'What if the Watergate scandal never happened? Then we would all...........'

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 19:25:34 BDT
Be exactly the same as we are now.

In reply to an earlier post on 1 Oct 2011 19:38:18 BDT
and dirty den and angie would still be running the queen vic

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 20:19:31 BDT
"... is Albert square? On the whole, he's usually around Peg," Jill said to Jack, who was in a box with

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 20:41:47 BDT
Lez Lee says:
some vinegar and brown paper, looking for a

Posted on 1 Oct 2011 20:54:49 BDT
Last edited by the author on 1 Oct 2011 21:01:32 BDT
..headache cure. None was to be found, so decided it was time for bed. "Me too" said Zebadee, but realised before that they all had to
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