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In reply to an earlier post on 1 Mar 2011 17:51:56 GMT
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Posted on 2 Mar 2011 09:25:39 GMT
bols says:
2 drunks. One has a sack.
1st drunk:What's in the sack?
2nd drunk:Hedgehogs.
1st drunk: Will you give me one of them, if I can guess how many there are?
2nd drunk: If you can guess how many there are, I'll give you them both.

In reply to an earlier post on 2 Mar 2011 12:07:58 GMT
B-J Sound says:
Amazon got it wrong!! Ordered a penis enlarger--they sent me a MAGNIFYING GLASS!!
B J.

Posted on 2 Mar 2011 12:14:16 GMT
How many ears has Captain Kirk got? Three - one left ear, one right ear and Space - the final front ear.

Sorry.

In reply to an earlier post on 2 Mar 2011 14:46:50 GMT
whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

In reply to an earlier post on 2 Mar 2011 15:07:00 GMT
M. white says:
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Posted on 2 Mar 2011 15:17:03 GMT
sam says:
best hat up line ever
'have you farted? cause you have blown me away'

Posted on 2 Mar 2011 16:18:49 GMT
VeeJay says:
Since the snow came all my boyfriend has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let him in. :)

Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month!! Time to change supplier I think. :)

Posted on 3 Mar 2011 14:48:20 GMT
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Posted on 3 Mar 2011 15:10:04 GMT
Mr. A. Gore says:
two dyslexics walking down the street one say,s to his mate "can you smell gas " his mate replies "smell gas cant even smell me own name "

Posted on 3 Mar 2011 16:15:03 GMT
ifat says:
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Posted on 3 Mar 2011 16:35:57 GMT
Ma Callow says:
7 dwarves were in the bath feeling happy, so happy got out......

that made them feel grumpy, so grumpy got out.....lol

In reply to an earlier post on 3 Mar 2011 16:47:42 GMT
Tortoise is mugged by 6 snails. Police officer says "tell me about it". Tortoise replies "difficult to say - it all happened so quickly".

Posted on 4 Mar 2011 12:32:50 GMT
Last edited by the author on 4 Mar 2011 12:33:12 GMT
Here's a German Knock Knock joke:

Knopfe Knopfe
Wer ist das?
Herr Doktor.
Herr Doktor wer?
Du hast recht!

Posted on 4 Mar 2011 20:36:44 GMT
B. Wood says:
My racing snail was starting to slow down so to make it more aerodynamic I removed its shell but if anything it became more sluggish!!

Posted on 4 Mar 2011 20:55:22 GMT
S. Edwards says:
What is Baeethoven doing in his grave .
de-composing :-0

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Mar 2011 21:05:28 GMT
S. Edwards says:
why do elephants always go swimming ?
Because they have their own trunks

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Mar 2011 21:11:43 GMT
There were two snakes.The first snake said to the second snake "Am I poisonous".The second snake answered back No ,why do you ask.The first snake said,thank goodness for that I've just bitten my lip.Ha

Posted on 5 Mar 2011 22:26:28 GMT
what did the pirate say when the cannon went off by his head? ...
AAAAAAARRRRR my Buccaneers!!!

Posted on 5 Mar 2011 23:56:04 GMT
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Posted on 6 Mar 2011 17:01:57 GMT
G. L. Jones says:
why are pirates called pirates because they rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Posted on 6 Mar 2011 17:07:00 GMT
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Posted on 6 Mar 2011 19:55:14 GMT
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In reply to an earlier post on 6 Mar 2011 20:14:35 GMT
Janey says:
How does an Elephant get down from a tree?

Sit on a leaf and wait till Autumn
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