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Carpe Jugulum Hardcover – 5 Nov. 1998
- Print length288 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherDoubleday
- Publication date5 Nov. 1998
- ISBN-100385409923
- ISBN-13978-0385409926
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Amazon Review
The plot is a version of an earlier Discworld novel, Lords and Ladies, with the predatory elves of that novel being replaced here by suave and deadly vampires, and the tiny kingdom of Lancre being defended by its witches. But plot is the least of Pratchett's appeal, and Carpe Jugulum is loaded with marvellous characters (not least the witches themselves, about whom we learn a deal more here), comic touches and scenes of genius, and even some of the renowned down-to-earth Pratchett wisdom (here about the inner ethical conflicts we all face, and the wrongness of treating people as things). Pratchett's vampires are elegant Bela Lugosi types, and they come up against an unlikely but engaging alliance of witches, blue-skinned pixies like Rob Roy Smurfs, a doubting priest with a boil on his face and a magical house-sized Phoenix in a seamless, completely absorbing and feel-good-about-the- universe mixture. Highly recommended. --Adam Roberts
From the Back Cover
He thought he'd come to the mountain kingdom of Lancre for a simple little religious ceremony. Now he's caught up in a war between vampires and witches, and he's not sure there is a right side.
There's the witches - young Agnes who is really in two minds about everything, Magrat, who is trying to combine witchcraft and nappies, Nanny Ogg who is far too knowing ... and Granny Weatherwax, who is big trouble.
And the vampires are intelligent - not easily got rid of with a garlic enema or going to the window, grasping the curtains and saying 'I don't know about you, but isn't it a bit stuffy in here?' They've got style and fancy waistcoats. They're out of the casket and want a bite of the future.
Mightily Oats knows he has a prayer, but he wishes he had an axe.
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- Publisher : Doubleday; 1st edition (5 Nov. 1998)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 288 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0385409923
- ISBN-13 : 978-0385409926
- Best Sellers Rank: 1,190,321 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- 6,217 in Humorous Science Fiction (Books)
- 7,691 in Science Fiction Short Stories
- 8,233 in Science Fiction History & Criticism
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About the author

Terry Pratchett sold his first story when he was fifteen, which earned him enough money to buy a second-hand typewriter. His first novel, a humorous fantasy entitled The Carpet People, appeared in 1971 from the publisher Colin Smythe. Terry worked for many years as a journalist and press officer, writing in his spare time and publishing a number of novels, including his first Discworld novel, The Color of Magic, in 1983. In 1987 he turned to writing full time, and has not looked back since. To date there are a total of 36 books in the Discworld series, of which four (so far) are written for children. The first of these children's books, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, won the Carnegie Medal. A non-Discworld book, Good Omens, his 1990 collaboration with Neil Gaiman, has been a longtime bestseller, and was reissued in hardcover by William Morrow in early 2006 (it is also available as a mass market paperback (Harper Torch, 2006) and trade paperback (Harper Paperbacks, 2006). Terry's latest book, Nation, a non-Discworld standalone YA novel was published in October of 2008 and was an instant New York Times and London Times bestseller. Regarded as one of the most significant contemporary English-language satirists, Pratchett has won numerous literary awards, was named an Officer of the British Empire “for services to literature” in 1998, and has received four honorary doctorates from the Universities of Warwick, Portsmouth, Bath, and Bristol. His acclaimed novels have sold more than 55 million copies (give or take a few million) and have been translated into 36 languages. Terry Pratchett lived in England with his family, and spent too much time at his word processor. Some of Terry's accolades include: The Carnegie Medal, Locus Awards, the Mythopoetic Award, ALA Notable Books for Children, ALA Best Books for Young Adults, Book Sense 76 Pick, Prometheus Award and the British Fantasy Award.
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Customers enjoy the book's readability. They find it a brilliant read and one of the better stories in the series. Readers enjoy the developing story and appreciate the twists and turns. The book is described as a lighthearted adventure with enough subtlety.
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Customers enjoy the humor in the book. They find the plot engaging and witty, with clever wordplay that makes them laugh. The characters are well-developed and the writing is well-crafted.
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Customers find the book well-written and engaging. They praise the author's imagination and wonderful prose. The narrators are also mentioned as great.
"...Every line is beautifully crafted and the reader is transported into DiscWorld. Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg are inspirational strong characters." Read more
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Customers enjoy the book's pacing. They mention it's full of witches, vampires, priests, and two-tailed dogs. The story plays with horror cliches and suspense, but is not as scary as expected. The time flew by for them, thanks to the gripping story and engaging characters.
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- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 9 August 2024Loved this book. Brilliant, humorous writing with incredible characterisation. Every line is beautifully crafted and the reader is transported into DiscWorld. Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg are inspirational strong characters.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 June 2024Love the way things work or not in disc world. What a wonderfull lighthearted adventure
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 17 March 2024As usual I do so enjoy the twists and turns. Terry will always be missed and I really look forward to seeing more stories transferred to the visual images.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 21 March 2024Good read if you enjoy the discworld series.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 29 October 2024Looks good, it was a present
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 3 March 2024It was a wonderful surprise to find that I seemed to have missed this particular Pratchett offering! I thought I had the complete set, but I was wrong - and I'm so glad. As always it made me laugh out loud, and it was so good to be re-united with the witches again - it was like meeting up with old friends. It also reinforced my belief that Pratchett was one of the best recorders of human nature who has ever put pen to paper. He was also one of the few who could satirise life in general without making it seem unkind or impossible. RIP Sir Terry, you are sadly missed.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 27 December 2023I'm having a break from thrillers and this was a truly excellent read over the holiday break. The author had amazing imagination and converted that to wonderful prose. Fascinating to read
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 January 2024Nothing to dislike just great to read. Plenty of humour.
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CarolineReviewed in Canada on 8 February 20205.0 out of 5 stars Great romp of a read.
I love this book so much that when it quite literally fell apart I had to replace it.
Terry Pratchett's discworld is hilarious and thought provoking at the same time.
Pat EdinburghReviewed in Germany on 29 January 20205.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful!
Another superb Terry Pratchett book...heis much missed.
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Mrs. EntityReviewed in the United States on 14 November 20165.0 out of 5 stars Fun and satisfying read
The story begins with the christening ceremony of King Verence and Queen Magrat's baby girl, Princess Margaret Note Spelling. A family of modernist vampires from Uberwald attend the ceremony and quickly and painlessly take over the castle, in part by using mind control on all in attendance. But two people couldn't be controlled: one was the priest who performed the christening, the other was Agnes Nitt/Perdita, she of two minds, neither of which could be controlled by the vampires. Meanwhile, Granny Weatherwax has gone missing, and the three junior witches: Magrat, Nanny Ogg, and Agnes/Perdita (wait--isn't that technically 4?) have to work out for themselves how to conquer the vampires. They can't be killed in the usual way--they have trained themselves to overcome the effects of religious symbols, holy water, garlic, sunlight, and other traditional methods. It's not long before the witches know they're in over their heads, and have to find Granny Weatherwax. But when they do find her, she refuses to come with them. She cannot get into the vampires' minds, but they can get into hers, and the only way she feels safe is to hide out in a cave. Of course, the reader knows that won't last long. She figures out a way to store part of herself in someone else--but whom? But this weakens her and when she finally faces down the vampires, she cannot resist them, and one of them bites her.
At this point, I was wondering how Pratchett could pull off the plot resolution without it seeming terribly contrived, but he succeeded. If you want to find out how, you'll have to read the book. It's the usual pace of the Discworld books: seemingly disparate plot lines plod along, start to converge halfway through the book, then there's an action-packed crisis, and a then he ties up the loose ends in the last few pages. We get some great insights into Granny Weatherwax's character. A very satisfying read.
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wendy ledererReviewed in France on 11 May 20155.0 out of 5 stars comme toujours un regal
c'est toujours un délice de suivre les pérégrinations des héros de Pratchett!
Je vous recommande ce livre si vous ne l'avez pas encore lu!
ReikaReviewed in Germany on 21 August 20205.0 out of 5 stars Another masterpiece
Loved it!





