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Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police Paperback – 21 Aug 2007

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  • Paperback: 164 pages
  • Publisher: Robert Kroese (21 Aug. 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0615154840
  • ISBN-13: 978-0615154848
  • Product Dimensions: 15.2 x 1 x 22.9 cm
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5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant! 29 Nov. 2007
By nlc - Published on Amazon.com
Format: Paperback
All work and no job makes Diesel something something. Really funny? Why yes! That's exactly what I was trying to say, in my own pathetic-yet-well-meaning fashion! And thank you for filling in those blanks.

In truth, I'm guessing it will be significantly easier to write a review for this book after I've actually read it, but, since I've had the pleasure of reading at least ONE draft (maybe two?) I know "Antisocial Commentary" is filled with many words, most of them spelled correctly, and all of them in complete sentences. The fact that these "words" are well crafted, and often laugh-out-loud hilarious is but a bonus, but that's beside the point. The point, which is working its way through my fragile little mind, even as I type, is that Diesel is that rare author who manages to find humor in just about anything. And not just "regular" humor, but the much more difficult/rare Oh My God I'm About To Wet My Pants Because I'm Laughing So Hard, Help Me Jeebus! variety. You know, the really good kind. The kind you'd expect to find in a book written by someone like, say Dave Barry, a Pulitzer Prize winning author and close personal friend of yours truly. Now THERE'S a humorist... but I digress.

Buy this book, not just because it's completely hilarious, but because Diesel is a decent fellow, who laughs every time I make a "diesel fitter" joke, even tho' he has NO idea why it's supposed to be funny. I'm almost positive most folks will enjoy each and every fun-filled page -- and I have no doubt "Antisocial Commentary" will be that rare volume that finds a permanent spot in most households right next to the toilet. Yep, it's just that good. Did I say "good"? I meant to say Brillaint. ; )
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! 9 Dec. 2007
By Vitameatavegamin girl - Published on Amazon.com
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Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? The answer to all your problems is in this little book. From the brilliant mind of Rob "Diesel" Kroese comes an instant pick-me-up of side-splitting intelligent humor. Ever since I bought it, my sense of humor has grown just like the Grinch's heart that was two sizes too small, and I have begun to see the humorous side of those irksome little things in life, like traffic jams, cheap hotel rooms, and spiders. This book is filled with delectable nuggets of comic insight that will change the way you think, or at least they'll give you a peek into Diesel's amazingly funny brain, which is an experience in itself. This man has the unique ability to turn the most insignificant things into Snort Coffee (or your beverage of choice) Through Your Nose kind of humor; I'd bet my lunch money that he could even make a dirty old sock seem funny. And most importantly, while Diesel is laughing at the rest of humanity, he's also laughing at himself, which makes being made fun of much easier on the rest of us. So, if you don't know what to buy that person who has everything, just remember this: If they don't have Antisocial Commentary, they don't have it all yet.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Highly entertaining 9 Nov. 2009
By Jeffrey A. Lee - Published on Amazon.com
Format: Paperback
The Mattress Police is an eclectic mix of tales from Rob's twisted perspective on life and is everything a humor blog should be. This book is the VERY best of the best of the Mattress Police and therefore guaranteed to make you laugh on every page. I burned through it and laughed out loud the whole way. Don't miss it!
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