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You Have Poisoned My Ears (Part 2)

"dreamofliz"
 
A Present For Everyone
A Present For Everyone
"Now thankfully disbanded owing to the departure of the Creature From Eyebrow Valley."
Room on the 3rd Floor
Room on the 3rd Floor
"Now if this abysmal troupe of mimes would kindly die, I may consider turning on the radio again."
Definitely Maybe
Definitely Maybe
"You remember that Basement Jaxx video where the apes played instruments? I'd say they escaped and made this but those monkeys seemed halfway intelligent."
What Will the Neighbours Say?
What Will the Neighbours Say?
"'I'm calling the noise police.'"
Together
Together
"This is...I'm sorry, this is just sickening. Exploitation to a degree that's nowhere near funny or listenable."
In the Beginning [Plus CD ROM]
In the Beginning [Plus CD ROM]
"It is my vow to grind every single one of these chav slimef*cks beneath the wheels of my Fiesta."
Greatest Hits - Chapter One
Greatest Hits - Chapter One
"More girly man-love ballads from the Backdoor Boys. 'Chapter One'? Oh god no."
The Very Best of Peter Andre: the Hits Collection
The Very Best of Peter Andre: the Hits Collection
"There's something infinitely amusing about him meeting his current wife in the depths of a jungle."
Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) [CD 1] [CD 1]
Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) [CD 1] [CD 1]
"I wouldn't even if you had a 'bum' to touch, you pair of skeletal swamp hags."
Musicality
Musicality
"That dead woman from Eastenders tries to do something other than act poorly. Damn the necromancer that raised her!"
Scream If You Wanna Go Faster
Scream If You Wanna Go Faster
"I assure you, I shall be screaming quite loudly as I accelerate towards you as you attempt to cross the road, Miss Halliwell."
Dutty Rock [New Version]
Dutty Rock [New Version]
"'I-AM-SEANPAUL2000-HOW-MAY-I-SERVE-YOU?' A man with the vocal talents of a Dalek."
Forever
Forever
"'Forever'! HAHAHAHAHAAA! Oh god, I cried for joy the day these pseudo-feminist note manglers broke up."
I Will Always Love You
I Will Always Love You
"Extra! Extra! Fat pie-wrestler mangles Whitney Houston track! Five feared eaten!"