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Worst Music Ever

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O: Parental Advisory
O: Parental Advisory
"He called this O. I'm sure it stands for O Dear my album sucks"
Pcd
Pcd
"Don't cha wish they would feck off and die somewhere?"
Touch
Touch
"My songs are a load of bollocks, but thats ok!! I'll just wear hot pants in all my vids and hog the charts!"
That's My Goal
That's My Goal
"His goal: The woolworths clearance bin! Dont worry mate, you'll get there soon enough.."
Goodies
Goodies
"You are not Aaliyah...and you never will be: Quit trying."
Back To Bedlam
Back To Bedlam
"Reason he sings so badly: When he was in the army, he got shot in the throat. Fact!"
X&Y
X&Y
"If X is an Apple and Y is an Orange what does that make Coldplay?.....Crap!"
Justified
Justified
"There is nothing Justified in this load of wank."
Brassbound
Brassbound
"Yes..boys will be boys Preston...and sh** music will be sh** music, innit."
G4
G4
"Got a new name for these gimps: 4gotten...I'm hoping they will be"
From Under The Cork Tree
From Under The Cork Tree
"Sugar we're going down...yes, yes you are...and straight into my bin!"
Evolution
Evolution
"I'll spin around and find my bin...to put this load of bollocks in."
Wonderland
Wonderland
"Busted with a fat one!"
Vol.3 - The Subliminal Verses
Vol.3 - The Subliminal Verses
"They stayed masked until just before this CD came out...should have kept the masks on.."
Chris Brown
Chris Brown
"The future of RnB .................sure, if the future of RnB is supposed to have a Perma-wedgie"
Turning Point
Turning Point
"He called it turning point because after hearing it, he realised he needed to get better songs."
Trouble: Parental Advisory
Trouble: Parental Advisory
"His one track is called Lonely....He'll stay that way if he keeps singing like a gimp."
Intensive Care
Intensive Care
"I'd need Intensive care too, if I made a CD that sucked this badly."
Face To Face
Face To Face
"Should have been called Face to face with the fact that we blow"
Never Gone [CD + DVD]
Never Gone [CD + DVD]
"Never gone? We wish you were."
Lee Ryan
Lee Ryan
"Named it after himself because he's a plank, his songs bite ass and he thinks he's quality. Simon is better fool"
X
X
"X marks the spot...for a really bad band"
Chemistry
Chemistry
"The only chemistry I see is the melting of this crap in a vat of acid"
Taller In More Ways [Special Edition]
Taller In More Ways [Special Edition]
"Taller in more ways...and sh**ter in more ways too."
Come And Get It
Come And Get It
"I think I'll pass, thanks."