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Why'd'you go & spoil it all by doin' somethin' stupid like..

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Star Wars: Saga DVD Pack (The Phantom Menace / Attack of the Clones) [DVD]
Star Wars: Saga DVD Pack (The Phantom Menace / Attack of the Clones) [DVD]
"Star Wars?  I was a card-carrying fan-club member. New Hope? Digitally remastered?  OK, I'll see it at the cinema.  Prequels now?  Excellent!  But oh - OH NOOH! LUCAS!  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones [DVD] [2002]
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones [DVD] [2002]
"Comment as for choice #1 only with far, far dodgier acting and dialogue.  Scores second place only due to slight redeeming feature of: lack of any direct mention of 'midichlorians.'"
Highlander 2 - The Quickening [DVD]
Highlander 2 - The Quickening [DVD]
"Wow! Highlander was one of my favourite films, I can't WAIT to see the sequel....OH. FOR. HECK'S. SAKE.  The Planet ZEIST?  Has the world gone utterly MAD?"
Highlander 3 - The Sorcerer [DVD]
Highlander 3 - The Sorcerer [DVD]
"The pain has gone now and I find I can't remember much about the specific experience.  It was pretty bad, I know that much, though."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 [DVD] [1998]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 [DVD] [1998]
"Buffy, series 1-4 is the finest televison programme the world has ever seen.  Enter youthful-demographic-attracting 'surprise' kid sister and rot begins to set in.  Series 6 hits unwatchable low."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 7 [DVD] [1998]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 7 [DVD] [1998]
"I continue to watch this rubbish as a labour of love for what had gone before.  Very soon I come hate myself, the world and everything in it.  'Slayer potential' my big fat eye."
The League Of Gentlemen - Series 3 (2002) [DVD]
The League Of Gentlemen - Series 3 (2002) [DVD]
"Series 1 and 2 - wonderful! sublime!  Series 3 - IT NEVER HAPPENED and I NEVER SAW IT EVEN IF IT DID.  That's what I tell myself when I wake up in the night, screaming with horror, anyway..."
A.I. Artificial Intelligence [2001] - 2 disc set [DVD]
A.I. Artificial Intelligence [2001] - 2 disc set [DVD]
"Not a sequel, but undoubtedly the very worst, awful-est thing I have ever experienced that purports to be 'entertainment.'  Counts in list as I now can't watch any Mr Speilberg's made as a result"
Batman: Year 2: Year Two - Fear the Reaper
Batman: Year 2: Year Two - Fear the Reaper
"Batman Year One - great, sterling stuff, standard, very enthuiastic response to it.  Batman Year Two?   Hack-written, shamelessly dire ill-considered cash-in.  Anyone want to buy my copy?"
Return to Wuthering Heights
Return to Wuthering Heights
"I swear, I haven't actually READ it, and OK the subject isn't quite right, but  I wanted to round the list off at ten.  I mean, come ON.  What were they THINKING?"