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Who Will Be the New Madonna?

Orange Prose
 
Stripped
Stripped
"Probably the odds-on cert. Great voice, fierce, picks her producers, boobs all over the place"
In The Zone
In The Zone
"Equal odds with Slaggy Aggie. Has Madge's knack for picking men, and still pulls off the hits"
Try This
Try This
"Hard-faced rival to Aggie and Britters. Rocks out a bit, likes her piercings"
Dangerously in Love
Dangerously in Love
"Best song of last year disguises actually woeful debut album. Not unlike early Madge"
Fever
Fever
"Sort of almost there. Has the longevity sorted, and the hits. Doesn't have a scary enough reputation though"
Life for Rent
Life for Rent
"Created from parts found in Next to allow Faithless to retire very rich indeed. Massive sales, currently trying too hard to be controversial about underage lays"
This Is Me...Then [Repackaged]
This Is Me...Then [Repackaged]
"Big-arsed diva grabs the cash and grins. Has her own perfume - 'give us the glow... give me more money' and string of failed celeb relationships. Could well be new Madge"
State of Mind [CD + DVD]
State of Mind [CD + DVD]
"If she can get people to care again she may be in with a chance. If not new Madge, then she could certainly be the new Britters"
Damita Jo
Damita Jo
"The smart one of the family. Likes to get her nips out every so often, which won't do her any harm. Actually more talented than 90% of the other people here as well"
Rock Steady
Rock Steady
"No Doubt = No More but Gwen Stefani has a solo album out which threatens to be HUGE... OutKast and Linda Perry producing anyone?"
Shoot From The Hip
Shoot From The Hip
"Posh lady of pop has a shallow chance... again getting people to care again will be the trick."
Three
Three
"Outside chance yes, but in 5 years we will be kicking ourselves we didn't spot Heidi sooner. As the other 'Babes fight each other and do their minimalist dancing, Heidi plots solo domination...perhaps"
Up!
Up!
"Bonkers country/pop crossover star, nee Eileen, has the wealth and the influence... and the taste in out-there videos"
The Tension and the Spark
The Tension and the Spark
"Don't laugh. He might just do it. First album was Madge with better tunes, and he has the ambiguous sexuality thing working for him"