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When you're in Hell, this is what you'll hear.

Mr M.Watts
 
A Present For Everyone
A Present For Everyone
"And I think to myself, why? Why, oh why, oh why? I mean come on "Air hostess I like the way you dress" how does that deserve any musical praise?"
Busted
Busted
"For the same reason as above, same basic tunes and AWFUL lyrics. Aaah yes and you say theres too many boy bands in the year 3000, so what are you? 3 chocolate covered marshmallows with big eyebrows?"
5 Colours in Her Hair [CD 1]
5 Colours in Her Hair [CD 1]
"Aren't you...? Except with another...YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT BUSTED? Does anybody know the number of my optitian and hearing specialist because these guys look and sound exactly the same as Busted. Yikes!"
Call Off the Search
Call Off the Search
"What the hell is this? The invasion of the chill out female musicians, stupid Norah Jones started it off, go back to some hip New York coffee bar and drone out your drabness."
Frank
Frank
"Explicit lyrics from Ms Whinehouse, sorry Winehouse...amazing, didn't know she had it in her, what did she say? Oh crumbs perhaps?"
Feels Like Home
Feels Like Home
"The Almighty Evil One, she started it all and now they're everywhere, I will smack her on the head with an accoustic guitar if I ever see her."
Come With Me
Come With Me
"So irritating and the DJ guy looks about 10, oh maybe that's because he is, lets face it, it's not the most complex music in the world..."
Songs About Jane
Songs About Jane
"Boring, boring... my sock fluff is more entertaining..I'm being serious!!"
Greatest Hits
Greatest Hits
"How the hell can they have a greatest hits album? They've only been around for ...well too long but every bloody song they released sounded the same. Well at least I can take comfort that they're gone"
Three
Three
"Ethnic atomic kitten? Is that not politically correct? I do apologise but they're still garbage never the less."