- Format: Kindle Edition
- File Size: 188 KB
- Print Length: 58 pages
- Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
- Language: English
- ASIN: B00791SX9I
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Average Customer Review: 54 customer reviews
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #171,089 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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What no one tells you about having a baby - A diary about the first year of motherhood...and all its surprises! Kindle Edition
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Top Customer Reviews
What no one actually tells you about having a baby is that it is your baby, you will know instinctively what they need and just because something happened to or for another woman, doesn't mean it will happen to you!!
There are some humourous bits here such as the first time bubs poops in the bath (i'm still waiting for this inevitable occurrance 7 months in). But there is also an awful lot of arrogant, and unhelpful info such as 'you'll never have sex again' 'your lady parts will be mangled' and so on. I garauntee you will want and have sex again, and you might be a bit sore for a while but the old tallula will return to her former glory soon enough! Be encouraged, millions of women have not done this across the ages and then immediately given up!! I stopped reading pregnancy related paraphanalia after this....maybe i am the exception to the rule...
Some brilliantly observed episodes that I completely empathized with. One made me laugh so much I was choking and to put the book down until the morning. Found the chapter on airtravel brilliant as we have a long haul flight booked for when baby is 10 months and am already worrying about it despite being accompanied by a very hands on 9 year old plus grandad and aunty!
Would love to read another instalment from this author. Perhaps the toddler years?
Lightbulb moment- What am I doing writing reviews on Amazon when I could do what she does?...........
I am of course now dreading tiredness, pooing and screaming matches :)
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Good to read another mum's experiences being so similar to your own! Comical take on everyday occurrences. Have fun reading!Published 13 months ago by Devita
Funny and informative, can't now say I haven't been warned will buy the follow on, when nearer the time xPublished 15 months ago by Deanna Hunt
Enjoyable read, nice to know we all have fun with our new babies! If you choose to read this before you have your baby and think this won't happen to me, well I bet some of them... Read morePublished 22 months ago by Winnie
great read, laughed out a lot as many scenarios I could relate to. good to know other mothers are going through the same!Published on 25 Aug. 2014 by Emma
A nice book to read at the end if the day as very realistic and can relate to each part. It also puts a smile on your face at t he end of a tiring day.Published on 12 April 2014 by Sarah
Good book its funny and informative.
Gives a new look on having a baby
I would recommend this book x
A very funny down to earth account of motherhood, which every new mum will relate to. I laughed most of the way through and took comfort in knowing I wasn't alone!Published on 1 Feb. 2014 by Mrs P