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Grow Your Own Jesus
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- He measures approx 2.8 cm x 4 cm x 0.7 cm before you add him to water
- Funny Jesus gifts for believers and non believers alike
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Place this Grow product in water and watch, over a period of 72 hours, as it expands 600% from it's original size. This a novelty adult item and must not be given to children under the age of 14.
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I also cleaned my car and took the sodding paintwork off. He can only do one meal, loaves and fish, (which he doesn't cook I might add) and he generally just walks about looking for people to recruit, I've only got a 2 bedroomed house and I was having to sleep in my garden on a camp bed so his disciples could have a bit of floor space.
In the end I spent a couple of nights making a crucifix and on friday finally crucified him. He rose again on sunday so that was a few bloody work nights wasted.
Not recommended if you haven't got the room for guests.
Somebody ought to hand one of these to that sneering gimp Dawkins! I think it's safe to say that we could expect to see a pretty rapid end to all those incessantly heretical texts and all that 'evolution' mullarkey! I don't think think we'll see so-called 'science' coming up with a rational explanation of how a miniaturised Messiah can be seen to grow to full size within a mere seventy-two hour period! Frankly, anyone who has not witnessed such an uncanny display with their own two eyes (as granted to them by our Father, in his infinite wisdom) has not yet earned the right to lay a claim towards possession of an informed opinion on theological issues.Read more ›
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Great gifts to buy when money is tight , caused a laugh as wellPublished 10 days ago by Mrs. V. Houghton
My Jesus was full-grown but then i swore and as a punishment Jesus made all my houses water blood. This was at the same time as my baby was drinking a s*** ton of water. Read morePublished 18 days ago by Anton K.
Was good for a while, curing my leperacy and that, but he ended up just playing halo all day and never pays rent.Published 2 months ago by John P.
To buy this came to me like a flash of inspiration (or rather it popped up on my recommendations!) Great laugh all round!Published 2 months ago by 514guy
When I unboxed him i could hear angels singing and a bright light shone. I suddenly had the urge to pray and sing hymns but I accidentally dropped him in the gin and tonic I was... Read morePublished 2 months ago by Idk😂