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Grow Your Own Jesus

4.0 out of 5 stars 143 customer reviews

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  • He measures approx 2.8 cm x 4 cm x 0.7 cm before you add him to water
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Product Dimensions15 x 9.6 x 0.8 cm
Manufacturer recommended age:16 years and up
Assembly RequiredNo
Batteries Required?No
Batteries Included?No
  
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ASINB00114WHD2
Best Sellers Rank 4,423 in Toys & Games (See top 100)
Shipping Weight41 g
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Date First Available3 Nov. 2008
  
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Place this Grow product in water and watch, over a period of 72 hours, as it expands 600% from it's original size. This a novelty adult item and must not be given to children under the age of 14.


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Bought for a gift. Tried putting it in the water as described but he just walked across it. Terrible design.
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Amazing for the first few days, your own personal Jesus Christ. Lifesize, full robe costume and everything, just as he was all those years ago. But the novelty soon wore off when he was adamant he was qualified to do the plumbing on my house. I don't know if you've ever had showered with wine, but it doesn't make you feel clean.

I also cleaned my car and took the sodding paintwork off. He can only do one meal, loaves and fish, (which he doesn't cook I might add) and he generally just walks about looking for people to recruit, I've only got a 2 bedroomed house and I was having to sleep in my garden on a camp bed so his disciples could have a bit of floor space.

In the end I spent a couple of nights making a crucifix and on friday finally crucified him. He rose again on sunday so that was a few bloody work nights wasted.

Not recommended if you haven't got the room for guests.
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Upon removing our Lord from his protective casing. So, we put him in water and basked in the holy feeling emanating from the pint glass from wherein he reclined. We then went out to a late breakfast. Some 6 hours later and our Messiah is much the same size as he was upon first releasing him. Worryingly though, he no longer looks holy and the Seraphim are silent. The sublime holy feeling has subsided, and I'm pretty sure I smell fire and brimstone. Either that or we need to replace our plugin. Our watery Son of God now looks like an evil Simian and his left hand (often associated with sinister goings on) is much larger than his right hand. He may have developed horns, but I can't be sure as the glass is a little dirty. I blame the previous occupant of said pint glass. Beer. we didn't wash it out before filling it with tap water and submersing Jebus and this may have corrupted him. Or maybe he would have preferred mineral water......
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Having always regarded myself as something of a skeptic, receiving a small kit containing a dessicated scaled-down model of Christ made for a characteristically bewildering Birthday gift from my son Horace. Frankly, I wasn't exactly expecting any particular revelations, although I did find myself being pleasantly surprised by the results. Lo! The events that followed were quite literally miraculous- and I refer not merely to the levels of physical growth that ensued after the dehydrated Saviour was laid upon a saucer of blessed water. 600% expansion may sound relatively impressive, but it really does pale quite miserably in comparison to the soaringly exponential rate at which our Lord's boundless love began not only to grow within the chambers of my heart, but also to nourish the sanctums of my very soul. If the formerly diminutive Redeemer's aquatically-fuelled distention was impressive, my own transcendental unfurling was to be far greater still- upon saturating my own morally-parched body and spirit in dualistically literal and metaphorical (with regard to this somewhat laborious comparison) water, during a ceremony of holy baptism.

Somebody ought to hand one of these to that sneering gimp Dawkins! I think it's safe to say that we could expect to see a pretty rapid end to all those incessantly heretical texts and all that 'evolution' mullarkey! I don't think think we'll see so-called 'science' coming up with a rational explanation of how a miniaturised Messiah can be seen to grow to full size within a mere seventy-two hour period! Frankly, anyone who has not witnessed such an uncanny display with their own two eyes (as granted to them by our Father, in his infinite wisdom) has not yet earned the right to lay a claim towards possession of an informed opinion on theological issues.
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Great little present for the sacrilegious among us. Better still, once fully grown he cured my blindness, leprosy, and my crippled mate is now playing sunday football again. Well worth I few quid I reckon. Thanks JC!
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Disappointed to discover that he neither looks like a woman nor wears a bra. Andrew Lloyd Webber got it so very wrong.
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Santa brought this, he always manages to find the most obscure items. It's become a tradition, he seems to bring something you "grow" in water every year. We were amazed at how big Jesus got, we "grew" him in a clear container of water and checked on his progress regularly. He's currently sitting on our kitchen window sill in his container, keeping an eye on us all.
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Now 60ft and still growing
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