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Things I cant do, thanks to Stephen King

marky77
 
Christine
Christine
"Own a car"
From a Buick 8
From a Buick 8
"As above. All cars are inheritly evil"
Cell
Cell
"Use a mobile phone"
Desperation
Desperation
"Drive through the desert"
Needful Things
Needful Things
"Buy something from a local shop"
It
It
"Live in any town in Maine"
Salem's Lot
Salem's Lot
"Trust me, you won't last long if you live in Maine"
Cujo
Cujo
"Have a pet dog"
Pet Sematary
Pet Sematary
"...or a cat"
The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
"Walk in the woods"
Dreamcatcher
Dreamcatcher
"Make contact with aliens - they aren't all like E.T.!"
The Tommyknockers
The Tommyknockers
"Oof contact with aliens and living in Maine *runs away screaming*"
Carrie
Carrie
"Go to school"
The Dark Half
The Dark Half
"Leave school and work as: a writer"
The Shining
The Shining
"A hotel caretaker"
Firestarter
Firestarter
"For the government"
Running Man
Running Man
"Participate in extreme sports in the future ie Running"
The Long Walk
The Long Walk
"Participate in extreme sports in the future ie Walking"
Misery
Misery
"Drive (not that I would dare get ito a car in the first place) or have any eccentric "Number-one-fans"."
Gerald's Game
Gerald's Game
"Go to a secluded cabin with my Husband/Wife."
Four Past Midnight
Four Past Midnight
"Get on an aeroplane; have a split personality; go to the library; use a camera"
Thinner
Thinner
"Loose weight and/or upset a gypsy"
The Stand
The Stand
"Get ill"
Lisey's Story
Lisey's Story
"Have a story to tell."
Insomnia
Insomnia
"Find it hard to get to sleep - although this is almost unavoidable with such a list of things to worry about avoiding."