CBBC programing Guide
CBBC CANCELS TELETUBBIES REPLACES WITH NEW SHOW!!
Due to overwhelming complaints and pleas from parents, we at CBBC have decided to cancel the Teletubbies, it appears that child psychologists agree that the show has little educational value and seems to have a sinister hold over children. We at CBBC want our viewers to know that we have their best interests at heart. In the spirit of updating our programs to be more educational and less repetitive, we are pleased to announce a new children's program that is guaranteed to educate and stimulate the imagination of little ones everywhere. After an exhaustive search we have bought the rights to a wonderful show called "Magic for Muggles" the show takes place in a fascinating magical world, with amazing magical creatures, charms and potions. The best part of the show is the charismatic host, Lord Voldemort, he will keep your children Spellbound. So please join us in this new magical adventure on CBBC Saturday mornings @ 9:00.
Head of CBBC programing
"Crap" thought Kingsley Shacklebolt after reading this article. "It doesn't take a genius to figure out who is under the Imperius Curse at CBBC".