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Some of the worst music ever

Steve "betpet"
 
Greatest Hits (Ger) (Us Import
Greatest Hits (Ger) (Us Import
"THE most overrated boy band ever.  A greatest hits like this could only be a single!"
One Love
One Love
"One love?  That's right!  My one love would be to see them run over by a train.  Dreadful!"
Feels So Good
Feels So Good
"Another load of over-rateds.  Covers and crap songs.  I must admit, their name is appropriate since I feel like I have radiation poisoning after listening to them."
Unbreakable: The Greatest Hits
Unbreakable: The Greatest Hits
"How on earth can you have a greatest hits of other people's songs?  Karaoke at its worst (if that's possible!)"
Dangerously in Love
Dangerously in Love
"Ridiculously little talent with a stupid made up name.  Utter tosh!"
Greatest Hits: Mariah Carey
Greatest Hits: Mariah Carey
"Flipper singing to the same song 28 times. Whenever this album is played, the dogs in the street bark to the high pitched squeals.  Save your ears!"
Sundown
Sundown
"They've lost a few members, added a few and now the total talent adds to 3%"
Together
Together
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Never give under 10s a recording contract unless they're actually talented!"
Standing Tall
Standing Tall
"A talentless, bloated ego.  Got her hubby to leave his job because he was upstaging her.  Sounds like nails scratching on a blackboard."
Nu Flow
Nu Flow
"Wayhey!  Music for the minorities. I don't mean black people, I mean people who can't spell!"
Elephunk [Explicit Lyrics]
Elephunk [Explicit Lyrics]
"These produce more crap than an elephant and that takes some doing!"
...By Request
...By Request
"Awww... by request.  Mine is for them to f**k off and die.  Will they do it please?"
The R In RnB Collection Vol. 1 - Greatest Hits
The R In RnB Collection Vol. 1 - Greatest Hits
"Too stupid to remember his first name.  How can he have a volume one of greatest hits?  He's only had one and it was weak at best."
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
"50c works out around 30p.  Its cheaper than buying a proper coaster to put your coffee on."
Go Your Own Way [Double CD]
Go Your Own Way [Double CD]
"Laughed out loud when I read there was anti-piracy measures on the CD.  Who would want to copy this crap?"
Three
Three
"Well, the album is named after their combined IQ.  Either that or the number of original songs on their album."
Justified
Justified
"This guy makes Rene and Renata sound good."
Gold: Greatest Hits
Gold: Greatest Hits
"Yet another greatest hits of other peoples songs.  Just buy the originals."
Greatest Hits - Chapter One
Greatest Hits - Chapter One
"Is this bands name describing their sexual preferences?  Maybe it explains the terrible vocals a bit better."
No Strings Attached
No Strings Attached
"More like N-Sick.  If I had some strings I'd use them around their necks.  The silence afterwards would be a godsend!"
Age Ain't Nothing But a Number
Age Ain't Nothing But a Number
"I don't generally disrespect the dead but she didn't get anywhere when she was alive.  Why now?  (And why the insistence of explaining how her name was pronounced?  Very tragic)"
Fame Academy - The Finalists
Fame Academy - The Finalists
"Great songs ruined by 'their takes on them'.  Get the originals."
Stripped
Stripped
"Oh dear.  Spanish sounding name, rubbish sounding music."
Busted
Busted
"Giving these idiots a music contract is criminal enough."
Boy In Da Corner
Boy In Da Corner
"How did this talentless wonder ever get the Mercury music farce... er... prize?"