Aylett is quite simply one of the greatest writers alive today. Yes, this is an unashamed plug, because that is what Aylett deserves. Buy this, read the piece which is a captain's log, I forget the story's name, Oh wait I can look inside: Voyage of the Iguana, I think. Everyone is washed overboard at least 16 times. Orders include: Starboard to port, me hearties. You catch my meaning.