Simon White is the author of 'The effing c-word - Cricket: a user's guide', available as both paperback and kindle versions from Amazon.
He's a freelance advertising copywriter and cricket tragic living in the New Forest village of Damerham with his wife Sophie and girls Izzy and Maddie.
He likes to remember once winning a cricket match with 5-12 off 6 overs. He likes to remember that. But he's far more likely to remember losing one by being bludgeoned for 48 off 2.