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  • Actors: Ronnie Corbett, Beryl Reid, Arthur Lowe, Ian Ogilvy, Susan Penhaligon
  • Directors: Cliff Owen
  • Format: PAL
  • Language: English
  • Subtitles For The Hearing Impaired: English
  • Region: Region 2 (This DVD may not be viewable outside Europe. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 16:9 - 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Classification: PG
  • Studio: UCA
  • DVD Release Date: 20 Dec. 2004
  • Run Time: 96 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B0006DWHMU
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 18,324 in DVD & Blu-ray (See Top 100 in DVD & Blu-ray)

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Adapted from the long running play, this farcical caper revolves around the mistaken delivery of a saucy parcel to an innocent bank employee. Lots of 'trousers falling down' type slapstick ensues.

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This film really must have been one of the last of its genre and it almost seems as if it is going out of its way to lay the concept to rest on a high. There are a couple of minutes of establishing shots of Windsor thereby showing how very British this film is. The music sets the scene well, although its a shame that it is recycled incidental music from a Carry On film.

The idea of a load of stuffy bankers accidentally taking possession of a load of smut means that the film is so primed with potential farcical japes that it would almost be impossible not to have any. With that in mind it could quite easily have appeared to be a dated film trying to do something which had become tired a decade before this was released. Not so. Ronnie Corbett runs away with the show and is highly funny throughout. The script is very slick indeed and never relents in its desire to make you laugh. The humour is very much the slapstick and visual kind, with only a very few actual 'jokes', and most of those are plays on amusing Blue Film titles, but that never leaves you short changed at all. All the cast (but especially Ronnie C) are on fine form and scamper across the scenes with boundless energy.

There are also a few enjoyable cameos. Not only do we see Carry On honeybunnies Margaret Nolan and Valerie Leon. who didn't look like she had aged from the last time I had seen her semi-naked, (sadly in Carry On Girls, and not at the foot of my bed armed with a bottle of Hai Karate and a ready made decree nici from my wife). also Brian Wilde, Robin Askwith and Michael Robbins to name but a few.

If the kind of daft farce with lots of silly innuendo is not for you then avoid this like a Tesco Burger; but if you like to be made to chuckle and don't mind seeing Valerie Leon in her undies, then buy this right away!
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There was an era when British stage comedy was at it's zenith with plays that became known as Whitehall Farces. So named because they were always staged at the Whitehall theatre and produced by Brian Rix. Many were later filmed and enjoyed success on the big screen and "No Sex please" is one of them. A stellar cast including Arthur Lowe, Ronnie Corbett and the delectable Susan Penhaligon present a story where a bank clerk (Corbett) receives a consignment of pornographic films delivered by mistake to his workplace. What follows is a crazy plot as he attempts to dispose of them without his boss (Lowe) finding out. Corbett enlists the help of the couple upstairs who are newlyweds and living in the flat owned by the bank. When a second consignment arrives, Corbett goes into panic overdrive and the action gets more frenetic with every attempt to conceal the films. Yes, it is far-fetched. Yes, it is corny and the gags are obvious. But, it is harmless slapstick-style comedy and a lot of fun to watch.
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I give this four stars for the film, which is a hilarious British farce and includes great performances from all those involved.
Sadly, it appears to have some scenes missing on DVD and there are no extra features. Still, at least it's on DVD and at a very reasonable price.
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After some local pornographers accidentally start posting their stock of smut to the local Barclays Bank, the First Cashier and Assistant Manager think that they might get the blame for it, due to a coincidence of names. So in a desperate attempt to hide the filth from their anti~pornography campaigning Bank Manager, they resort to more and more frantic methods of concealment, with the only problem being, that the porn keeps coming...
Great little farcical comedy this one, with loads of the usual suspects from British TV and film from around that time. The comedy turns are really good and some of the slapstick is well done too, with a few witty lines thrown in for good measure. Not quite Carry On, but not far off and to be fair to it, it is probably better than a lot of the Carry Ons being made around 1973 and certainly most of the ones made after.
If your anything like me, this is worth watching purely for the location filming in and around the streets of Windsor, not that I grew up there but this era of film making evokes in me much nostalgia of better days gone by.
Ultimately (and I know how ignorant this will make me sound) if you like Carry Ons and/or any of that whole gamut of bawdy English double entendre/farce comedy from the 60's or 70's, then you will like this. If however you feel that any film made before 1985 is old and therefore rubbish then you probably wont!!
The DVD as mentioned by other reviewers is a decent enough print but cut, which is really annoying, and it is also bare bones. Come on 'Network' (I know you guys probably don't have the rights yet but...) a good uncut print would be nice?!
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Although the film is now 30 years old it has stood the test of time and it's slapstick comedy amuses both young and old. Ronnie Corbett and Ian Ogylvie make an unusual team which adds to the films watchability. Although not a first class film it is worth watching, but be prepared for the oneliners they could make you cry hopefully with laughter.
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I have watched this film more times than I care to recall. A wonderful, riotous farce.

I find it simply hilarious, I dare anyone to try and NOT laugh at the chilli scene, it cracks me up every time!

I find it interesting that many of the characters, many of whom work in a bank, are all meant to be rather straight laced, the bank manager (Arthur Lowe), the deputy manager (Ian Ogilvy) and the accountant type (Ronnie Corbett) but each manage to bring a new level of comedy to the film as they bounce lines off each other.

As the name suggests the humour is a very British type of humour, all the more reason I love it so much.
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