When I was young I used to hang around parks, drinking. I then discovered girls so I moved on to shopping centres. Not long after that I discovered I had a passion for waving brightly coloured sticks in dark rooms with loud music and pretend smoke. I am currently working as a stuntman but would like to become a full-time writer. My favourite word is 'clandestine', followed by 'malevolent.' Or maybe, 'chips.'