Roger's Profanisaurus IV: The Magna Farta (Viz) Paperback – 2 Nov 2007
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Anyway, I learned plenty here and I now employ words other than *@#& and *$@& - even when drinking among unemployables at 'The Swan and Anchor'! However, as well as many unusual expressions, one finds detailed definitions of more common terms. For example, @#%$%*ing is defined as the process of licking $%&@# (sometimes called %$@*#) from either a $*#@$ or an *%$# (which is, amusingly, sometimes known as a *&@#%!).
Among the less familiar words are a handful that have been taken from foreign languages and adopted into our own tongue. Surprisingly, the Germans have a verb for the act of *#@$%ing a Grandmother's $%*@#$ while having a *$#£@ inserted into one's £&*#@ by a transgendered dwarf with an unusually hairy #*£@$. Apparently $*%£@&$@#*%&?#%@&*£%#&?@$&@#&$*$%* is the longest known word for an obscene act (at 36 characters!). Strangely, despite common usage, it has yet to be officially accepted into the English language by the $*%£@&$@#*%&?#%@&*£%#&?@$&@#&$*$%*ers who produce the Oxford English Dictionary.
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Finding this book is like stumbling over a crock of Gold.
It's impossible to pick a favourite entry as most of them are so funny. There should be a copy of this in every office around the country to lighten up the dull periods. A great Xmas gift for blokes of all ages, especially those who enjoy toilet humour and profannity. Hilarious.
If the writers of Viz are reading this, I'd just like to say thank you very much for producing this gem and please, please never stop producing your magazine.
Buy it buy it buy it !!!!!
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Regretting giving this to my hubby, as he will say a word and snigger..Published 6 months ago by Saphi78
One of the best reads ever. Guaranteed to make you cry with laughter....if you have a sense of humour!Published 8 months ago by Amazon Customer
Great for reading on the toilet. Will expand your vocabulary no end.Published 17 months ago by G. Cromb
Brilliant. Very funny for those with 'celeb juice' humour. Definitely not for Gran's b/day or xmas present i e (ie generally if they're over 70)Published 18 months ago by django5