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Pure Evil Begins With 'The'.

Sean
 
The Coral
The Coral
"That 'Pass It On' single rips off The Beatles so badly. Don't think you got away with it, jackasses."
Is This It?
Is This It?
"'Tonight on 'Where Are They Now?': The Strokes!'"
Meet The BellRays
Meet The BellRays
"If I have to meet them, can I bring some sort of firearm?"
End Is Forever
End Is Forever
"'Let's try and be 'emo' by having long song titles!' Erm..leave me alone."
Look What I Almost Stepped In
Look What I Almost Stepped In
"I don't think releasing the same 3-chord punk album many times over 10 years is allowed. Mind you, look at Epitaph's roster. Pop-punk bands are too easy."
Your New Favourite Band
Your New Favourite Band
"This band should be arrested for false advertising. And for letting critics use the title for every lame wave of hype that comes along."
Up the Bracket
Up the Bracket
"No you see everyone still remembers The Jam, so your tribute act sound and mockney accents don't fool me."
The Datsuns
The Datsuns
"Care to guess how many of these bands will be gone in a year?"
Real Feelness
Real Feelness
"These guys have split up. I'd like to think I helped in this."
Get Your Hands Off My Woman
Get Your Hands Off My Woman
"Oh God, didn't we kill this off in 1990??"
The White Stripes
The White Stripes
"They probably thought having no bassist was an amazing idea."
Whip It on
Whip It on
"The White Stripes beat you to the 'no bassist' gimmick by about four years, guys."
Black Rooster
Black Rooster
"'Joining the 'No bass' bandwagon....THE KILLS!'"
Machine
Machine
"Was there some kind of bassist strike going on when all these bands formed???"
Bad Feeling
Bad Feeling
"At least this lot have a bassist. But they still can't be spared."
Out Of The Races And Onto The Tracks
Out Of The Races And Onto The Tracks
"If I ever meet a fan of this band I will hurt them. When did Sub Pop go so downhill?"
So Much For The City
So Much For The City
"Can someone put The Thrills, The Kills, and any other 'retro' band that have a name that ends in 'ills' to death, PLEASE?"
Highly Evolved [Australian Import]
Highly Evolved [Australian Import]
"I can think of one final way that little moron from this band can emulate Kurt Cobain..."
Tale of 2 Cities
Tale of 2 Cities
"The Welsh Limp Bizkit, but fatter, uglier, and worse. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
Beyond The Valley Of The Murderdolls
Beyond The Valley Of The Murderdolls
"Didn't we kill THIS off in 1990 too? What the hell is going on?"
Transplants
Transplants
"Tim Armstrong: 'Even though Rancid are on a major and we said we never would, look at my tattoos and hair!!! My side band are on SHAMPOO ADVERTS!! PUNK ROCK!!!' Rancid suck. This too."
Acme
Acme
"See at first I thought The White Stripes were responsible for this 'no bass' crap...then I found out about Jon Spencer. This man sucks more than Tim Armstrong."
The All American Rejects
The All American Rejects
"'Swing swing swing from the tails of Weezer, failed to write our own sooongs...WE'RE...UN..OR...IIIIGIIIINALLLLLLL'"
The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most
The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most
"Ok, so the name doesn't begin with 'the', but this HAD to be here. Come on, just listen to this idiot. You know whiny acoustic MOR is the spawn of Satan's seed..."