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Poo Turd Gag Joke Prank Funny Practical Joke Excrement Adults Teenagers Novelty Pen
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1 new from £81.28
- The poopy pen measures approx 11 cm x 2.5 cm x 2 cm
- Non re-fillable
- Black ink
- Styles of poo will obviously vary
- Perfect gift or present for your Uncle Nephew Brother Boyfriend Husband Children Teenagers
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If you think secret santa gifts are crap, then you won't be surprised by this one. It looks like a piece of poo! Some people chew the end of their pens and pencils, but you'd be rather brave to be seen with this one in your mouth!
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on 19 September 2017
Brought this product for a secret santa present as a colleague loved novelty pens. He absolutely loved it and no need to say people stopped taking his pen all the time.
on 12 November 2015
Brought as a joke present for my partner who had IBS. He spends hours on the loo and always likes to come out and tell us all about what happened in there so i thought this would go down a treat as a joke gift. It certainly did. Wprks well
on 30 January 2016
Not as big i wanted but very realistic. However, the pen part came out (not a problem as can put back in) but there was only 1 CM of ink in it (this isnt the ink left but the actual ink tube is only 2 cm and it wasnt used!). It was like having a biro which was very nearly run out! For the price i paid, having a pen that it small and with hardly any ink i am not happy.
on 17 February 2016
Bought this for a friend who keeps a poo diary. It went down very well. Very satisfied indeed. Like picking up cold dog poo with a plastic bag. I had to keep a poo diary for a while and would have loved to have such a splendid implement to hand. I shall in any case be buying one for myself if they bring out a brown ink version.
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I bought this for secret santa at work haha disgusting but funny
Although very cheap looks nothing like 'poo' small child didn't recognise it as such!
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