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Penis Pokey Board book – Illustrated, 29 Sep 2006

4.5 out of 5 stars 32 customer reviews

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Product details

  • Board book: 20 pages
  • Publisher: Quirk Books; Brdbk edition (29 Sept. 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1594741484
  • ISBN-13: 978-1594741487
  • Product Dimensions: 20.3 x 1.1 x 20.3 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 30,559 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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the cilde inside of man never goes away; neither does his proclivity for spending copious amounts of time with, you know, his little guy. This activity book combines both these factors. the illustrations are only completed when the hole on each page has been filled in. Our favourite: the fireman with his hose and the sea monster...Sleek magazine, Winter 2011...Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, and a sea serpent) missing - and male readers are challenged to complete the picture....Polyester books, Nov, 2009...An illustrated board book with a large die-cut circle in its center. Each spread offers a new scene for male readers to-ahem-star in... --Countrybookshop

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Christopher Behrens is clearly one sick individual. He lives (where else?) in Los Angeles


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Great book, lots of fun to give to someone with the right sense of humour. The images on each page had me in stitches laughing, think it's a great idea. The book itself is fantastic quality, arrived promptly in good packaging.
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Don't get me wrong, this is a very funny book and a great gag gift for mates and such. There aren't many pages but they're funny enough to make up for that. My primary issue is that the hole isn't very big so my partner wasn't able to insert his appendage for the full comedy effect. Nevertheless, a funny book!
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Absolutely hilarious. I bought this as a Christmas present for a friend who I knew would appreciate it - my favourite was the last page, where you can stick a picture of somebody's face in there. Funny joke present for anyone with a bit of a dirty sense of humour.
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Bought with sillyness in mind and that's all it needs to be taken as... absolute stupidity lol Need to try and get her to use it a bit more often tho.. It's not become bedtime literature just yet lol
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Should come with an adaptor to allow for different sizes. The edge of the hole was quite abrasive. Was not happy with the 4 hour wait in A+E to have this book removed. Use with caution. Also there is no multi player option.
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I bought a couple of these for close friends and I would only recommend this item for close friends! This is not the kind of book you want to be buying for your father in law. Hilarious page turner, just don't turn the pages too fast as this may end up with an unfortunate paper cut.....
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Bought this as a Christmas present for a mate, he loves it, I love it - we still laugh about it when it is brought up (no innuendos intended).

Really damn good fun
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Really dissapointed with this book, not only does it seem concepted and aimed at children with the "situations" and "cuteness of the scenes" on the animated pages (don't get me started on how many levels of wrong that touches upon) but its disclaimer on the back is just ridiculous.
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